[Voice]

Jan. 31st, 2013 01:45 pm
kindofademon: (Dismayed~ I need to calculate)
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It's my birthday today. If I had a party, would anyone come?
kindofademon: (Confused~ Til the world stops turning)
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[The sounds of two people walking can be heard.]

Go away.

But I just want to ask some questions about demons-

I don't want to talk to you, you're creepy.

It'll only take a second-

You said that about half an hour ago.

[Walking sounds speed up.]

Come ooooon. I don't know any other demons.

Too bad, I don't like you and I'm not going to tell you a thing.

You're gonna make me settle for people who know people who are demons, and that's not as reliable. Though they're easier to threaten.

[Zett stops walking.]

You know, you should have said something like that last week.

Huh, why?

Zio.

[The probably-familiar sounds of a lightning attack.]

Owwwwww!

Don't bother either of us again!

[Zett stomps off, but the recording continues until Ryuunosuke recovers again to turn on the video. He looks badly singed.]

Some people you just can't reason with...

[Recording off.]

[Voice]

Nov. 5th, 2012 01:04 pm
kindofademon: (Suited~ Burn it to the ground)
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So a lot of you have died once!

Can you tell me how it felt? Consider this a survey. For science.

[Text]

Aug. 16th, 2012 09:25 pm
kindofademon: (Happy~ But you're not alone)
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Who wants to talk about murders?!

...No, actually, this message is asking if anybody has some good music recommendations, I'm getting bored of the stuff I already have.

I just thought that would get your attention.

[Voice]

Jul. 13th, 2012 11:54 am
kindofademon: (Smirking~ Cold and alone it suits you)
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Are you superstitious? Is Friday the thirteenth an unlucky day?

[Video]

Jun. 29th, 2012 03:52 pm
kindofademon: (Exasperated~ Without a gun)
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Is it kind of sad that I can tell the difference between being dead because I was killed and being dead because I was sent back home, where I was dead?

What did I miss?

[News Post]

Apr. 7th, 2012 03:17 pm
kindofademon: (Bored~ When I don't even need to)
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[Ryuunosuke Uryuu was convicted of several counts of first degree murder and has been sentenced to life imprisonment. Sources say that he seemed bored at the trial and laughed when hearing his sentence.

Concern has been raised, due to his behavior, that he might try to escape. Authorities assure us that he was thoroughly checked for all weaponry and we are safe from this serial killer.]
kindofademon: (Sitting~ Before it even begins)
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[Two men were arrested on suspicion of being the serial killer recently due to a recording of the killer's voice, although one was soon released. The other is being questioned and held in custody.

Also the first victims should be reviving soon, so have fun with that trauma.

(That part isn't in the news post.)]
kindofademon: (Sitting~ Before it even begins)
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[It's obvious by now that something needs to be done. It's like some of the victims were killed when the police weren't even around to stop them... and the murderer's choices are getting worse.

These victims include John Egbert, Tatsuma Hiyuu, and Kiryuu Kaoru.]
kindofademon: (Bloody~ Not the ordinary type)
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[The 25th brings no further advance in the case. New victims are continuing to appear, as gruesomely defeated as the ones of the day before.

Among those names that will be mentioned on the news today are Naoya, Asuka Langley Soryu, and Ukraine.]

[Voice]

Feb. 13th, 2012 12:55 pm
kindofademon: (Smoldering~ Blood and bone)
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Doing a bit of a experiment thing right now. I need you guys to tell me if you experience dizziness, lightheadedness, or fainting spells, okay? Thanks. Oh, and not-safe-for-work-or-small-children.

[After clearing his throat, Ryuunosuke begins to read a sexy passage from somewhere. For the purposes of this post the sexy passage has not been transcribed. Rest assured that it has a mainstream appeal to many people who enjoy sexy things, there are no weird kinks of Ryuunosuke's in there, and the word 'orbs' is never used to describe eyes.

It goes on for a decent amount of time, before Ryuunosuke comes to a good stopping point and ends the feed.]
kindofademon: (Reclining~ Test the implications)
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[Text]
People who speak French.

"I love you" is "je t'aime", right?

[Action]
[Ryuunosuke is everywhere today, almost literally. Besides at the bakery where he's ordering himself a cake or at his room where he's enjoying said cake, he can be found at the park, taking in the winter air; at the shore, relaxing; at the bar, grabbing himself a drink; at the art gallery, looking totally out of place; pretty much anywhere you'd either want to find him or hoped to avoid him.

And anywhere he finds someone he recognizes he'll definitely bother them.]
kindofademon: (Dismayed~ I need to calculate)
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Guys, if you want someone to 'infiltrate' crazy new religion that we don't know what it is, I'll do it. I've never been super loyal to anything organized anyway, so this'll be easier. You don't have to argue about it...

[Video]

Jan. 23rd, 2012 12:24 pm
kindofademon: (Smiling~ May your feet serve you well)
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So! Maybe not all of you know this, but my birthday's on the thirty-first. So in about a week, I'll be twenty-six.

I'm not gonna ask what you guys are getting me, since that's completely rude...

[But the implication is that you're getting him something.]

Hey, little sisters. What're you up to?

[Video]

Dec. 24th, 2011 11:18 am
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[Ryuunosuke looks very, very nervous. Which is not typical for him at all.]

Right, so, I've sent out my presents, not too many of them. I just have one more thing to say, and I figured I'd say it in public. More impact. I kind of like impact for things like this and yeah I'm babbling because I'm nervous, I'll stop.

Ahem.

Caster - will you do me the honor of going out with me?

[Pause.]

...you have no idea what that means, do you. Shit. Um. Courting? That relationship stage before you're lovers? I am screwing this up so much, where's the button to erase and start over-

[Text]

Nov. 11th, 2011 06:57 pm
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This post should be ignored by anyone under the age of eighteen. Eat your vegetables, kids.

Wouldn't it be the weirdest thing if you were having sex with someone and they turned into a coffin in the middle of it? Talk about a total cockblock... That's probably why nobody in this city is getting laid.

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