[Video]

[unknownrival]

[Issei seems to have rolled over and hit his phone in his sleep. You're lucky that this isn't a completely boring post, because he's also talking in his sleep.]

...don't want to make out with Kayneth... black affections... shush, Vriska...

...gloves are nice...

[He rolls over again and smacks the phone off.]

Comments

[Video]

[scorpiospider]

PffHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Sure, she believes you. Suuuuuuuure]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Whydidthatrecord and why are you laughing?!

[Video]

[scorpiospider]

"Gloves are nice"? What kind of fetishes do you haaaaaaaave with your kismesis?

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

[Annnnnd there goes his tea.]

[Video]

[unknownrival]

He's not my kismesis and it's not a fetish!

[video]

[unknownrival]

I am so sorry that was not meant to record I didn't even mean to dream that.

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

WhyinFathersnamewouldthatevenenteryourmind--

[video]

[unknownrival]

My troll girlfriend's culture has a thing where hate is a romance.

[fractured_white]

My my, what an interesting subconscious you have.

[Video]

[scorpiospider]

Could have fooled me. I mean, you two flirt like Feferi and I and it's almost embarrassing how strong it is!

[Video]

[unknownrival]

We're not flirting...! I would never, ever, ever!

[unknownrival]

I hate my life.

[Video]

[scorpiospider]

So it's platonic hate? Laaaaaaaame. And a waste, I mean, so much hate tension!

[Video]

[unknownrival]

Completely platonic hate. I'd rather be submerged in vomit than touch him.

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[croibhristeoir]

I am very aware of that, but Kayneth?!

[video]

[unknownrival]

Do you know anyone I hate more?

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

. . .

A fair point.

[video]

[unknownrival]

Be assured that my hate is platonic.

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

You know, she actually told me the two of us were in some odd form of what would pass for a romantic relationship on her world, as well. I can't really claim to understand it, what she described sounded simply like friendship to me.

[video]

[unknownrival]

I don't think she'd understand sibling relationships.

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[croibhristeoir]

No, it didn't sound like she did. I explained the best that I was able, but she seems to think we're...oh, what did she call it again?

[fractured_white]

You can at least take solace in the fact that you have good taste in one respect.

*He smirks, propping his chin on a white gloved hand.*

[unknownrival]

Ah, um, yes. Definitely the gloves.

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[unknownrival]

Moirails.

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[croibhristeoir]

Yes, that was it.

She's...certainly different, brother.