*And the implication of impressedness flies right over his head because he's too modest to notice such things.*

I'd suggest starting with the government. At least one city official is obviously in on this.

*He offers a polite smile. Edgeworth has managed to impress him somewhat too, since he's used to either being able to tear apart someone's argument and win a debate with no effort or getting stuck arguing with someone who likes to ignore facts.*

It's nice to meet you. Just call me Allen.