You're in Prospero, a city in the United States of America that none of the people who were brought here had ever heard of before, and all of the natives act like is a totally normal place.

The nearest clothing store is three blocks in front of us, and you're a little late for the sale on summer clothing, but they've still got good prices. "Stacy's" is the name you're looking for, pretty big, you can't miss it.