[ The sad truth. No matter how nice Gil tries to be, no matter what might influence him, his ideals are unbreakable. The same could be said for David as well. Sobs. WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIENDS, WHY CAN'T WE BE FRIIIIIIENDS? ]

You just don't get it, do you? Chivalry won't get you anywhere in this day and age. The world will swallow you up whole and only spit out your bones once they are picked clean.