[She can deal with linefaces. Taking up her Explaining Things To Newbies Pose™, she begins her spiel.]

Well, the good news is, you'll have plenty of time to do whatever it is you needed to do once you get back home. Assuming of course, you were dragged here in the middle of something.

The bad news is, nobody knows how to get back on their own. It's up to luck, you could even say. There's a number of us working on that now, but we could always use some more help...