Floor 001 - Video/Action

[blackwyrm]

[Oh hey, and yet another newcomer! Of course, while he doesn't go 'wtf-is-this-shit' at the phone, he still looks terribly confused at his current predicament, as the man in black coat is stuck on the Dark Hour.]

[Despite his confusion though, he seems to be able to get rid of the incoming Shadows easily. He makes no particular beeline around the town, and after what seemed to be ten minutes or so, he picks up the phone again since he doesn't seems to be able tap the air to open a menu or shits.]

Where am I? Which floor is this?

[Certainly doesn't makes any sense, right? But he'll close the communication for now as he get rid of more roaming Shadows around the town. He'll still pay attention to any message should it reach his phone, though.]

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[Video]

[soulsborderline]

If I had a dollar for every person who shows up, picks up his phone, and just immediately asks "where am I?" without reading a damn sign, I could retire at the age of fifteen.

The answer is "you're in Prospero, in America", though. If you don't know what America is I can't really help you.

[Video]

[blackwyrm]

[...Excuse him while he looks very shocked. 'America'? It's not possible, so he's... not in SAO anymore?]

[Better ask than sorry.]

Which floor are we in?

[So y'know, Asuka. His world have this 100 floored dungeon and he's in one of it before he arrives here.]

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

Are you on the street?

[Video]

[blackwyrm]

..Yeah.

[Okay, his doubt, man. His doubt...]

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

Then you are obviously on the ground floor, idiot. Which in America is also the first floor for some reason.

[Video]

[blackwyrm]

[Okay... Kirito's going to stare at the palm of his hands in shock here.]

...Say, this isn't Aincrad, is it? The world, I mean.

[ex_cashcow493]

Are you truly wasting your time with communicating via the phone after such a battle?

[ Look, there's a tiny girl with a giant sword of silver in her hand. She looks rather out of place in her armor in this modern setting, but that's alright. Her strangeness is downplayed by the amount of Shadows that are in the area. ]

[blackwyrm]

[Sorry Saber, his doubt about how he's not in his MMO anymore suddenly fades a little. Hey, you wear something that looks like a RPG's characters' armor and all.]

My apologize. [Oh well, time to pull his sword and action times.] But something is confusing me here.

[Video]

[soulsborderline]

Nope. Earth.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Watching him withdraw his sword, she doesn't move to show any hostility. Instead, she just watches him closely. ]

What is that?

[monohoshizao]

[At one occasion, Kirito would find Kojiro working on sharpening his own sword skill by giving the Shadows hard times. He's surrounded by smaller Shadows, but he doesn't seem to require any help as he singlehandedly slashed the monsters away.

Although, he will quirks an eyebrow at the sight of the young man in black coat.]

So it seems another artist of a battle has joined us. [Because he patrols almost on every night and he never seen Kirito around.] This place is not the best place for it, but I welcome you to Prospero.

[SLASH.]

[Video]

[blackwyrm]

[Does that means-]

I-I am out from Nerve Gear!? And I am not dead yet!? H-How!? [BRB kind of hyperventilating here.] A-Ah, t-thanks. So we're in... America?

[WELP wtf.]

[blackwyrm]

[He's about to charge head-on when Saber's question got his interest.]

Where are we?

[blackwyrm]

[Hello Assassin, it seems that Kirito is somewhat intrigued by your fighting style already. Still, this is not the best place to do that, indeed.]

[He's going to work his way through as he knows well enough that a battle like this will be done faster together, since Kojiro looks pretty strong already.]

[monohoshizao]

[Well, he's not exactly a group person, but he won't say no on some occasion.. Like this one.

Without words, eh? Works for him. He's going to smash Shadows into pieces here and there. Let's see who's able to obliterate more, Kirito.]

[blackwyrm]

[Usually Kirito'll agree to play some sort of game, but sadly, this is not one of those usual situations, Kojiro. Excuse him, but he doesn't really have an exact idea of where he is now.]

[But of course he'll slash every Shadow before him nonetheless.]

[monohoshizao]

[Because he's already too pro at this, you bet that he's going to finish his part sooner than you, Kirito.

After he's done, he'll stay wordless, watching every bit of Kirito's movement closely.]

[blackwyrm]

[A slash, and there goes the last of the Shadow. Soon, he'll rest his sword on his back once again and turn his attention at Assassin.]

Prospero?

[Yup, that's the first word that he remembers you saying.]

[monohoshizao]

You worded every letters of it correctly, yes.

[blackwyrm]

Which floor are we in exactly?

[Sorry, he's... kinda slow at the moment.]

[monohoshizao]

[Oh novel's protag. Never changes.]

I am not entirely sure on how to comprehend that, young man.

[blackwyrm]

[You're just jelly because you are not even remotely important to your series.]

...

Wait, are we still in Sword Art Online?

[Fourthwalling? Lampshade hanging? What is that?]

[monohoshizao]

[To belong in Assassin class you must suffer from that, son.

He chuckles at that.]

Ah, so that's the matter? Apparently, you're not in your original world anymore. [A small pause.] Please do not question on how and why at me for I do not know the answer myself.

[blackwyrm]

[Are you happy now? There's an invisible explosion on his head. His mind is totally blown, pops.]

...How is this even possible?

[Suddenly alternate world. Also screw you, he's asking what he needs to ask.]

[monohoshizao]

I thought I made it very clear not to ask me that kind of question.