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[lyres]

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I have finally decided it's high time to move to a bigger space. I have nothing against about my current accommodations, but in all honesty, you can only store so many paints within an apartment. I shall now occupy myself with house hunting, as it is apparently called nowadays.

Archer? The golden one. If you are still dwelling around, I think I could use your expertise in "big, shiny things"; you will be paid accordingly.

[OH SNAP.]

[Much later, during the Dark Hour.]

[Well, the title said "moving", right? There's a lot you can do with a word, like burning your enemies to a crisp. Saber has been too much time fooling around to let herself fall out of shape, so she can be found taking on one too many enemies like a total badass, red dress shamelessly flapping around.]

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[kindofademon]

Yeah, that guy's still here. Need any other help?

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[lyres]

Oh, good to know.

I have limited knowledge when it comes to acquisition of properties. In my time you just had to build what you needed, and usually everything was already made.

I suppose I could always pay more than is asked for and save myself the trouble.

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[kindofademon]

Yeah, that'd get you a house pretty quickly! Can you afford a good one?

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[lyres]

I think I have managed to amass quite a profitable sum of money, so it should be pretty easy.

Besides, I'm asking Gilgamesh to help me pick one. To think he would have his ues...

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[kindofademon]

I don't have anything against the guy, he's just not as interesting as some people here.

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[nosecondstrike]

[ This man barely sleeps, specially after that event. His head is still a mess and he's murdering every single shadow he sees as well.

Look at that, your friendly traffic cone of murder is here. ]

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[lyres]

[Orange and Red man.

Orange and Red.]

Assassin! Great timing, we should go and find stronger foes.

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[nosecondstrike]

[ clearly this is fate.

that pun was horrible.

Do you remember that murderous pressure? hahahaha... now it's gone when he recognizes the voice. ]

Nero, we cross paths again. [ He makes a pause, he could use a distraction. ] I accept the offer.

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[lyres]

[They are fated...to stay out at night.

Shoot me now.

But anyway, Saber has a way to put people at ease.]

Li Shuen [...Assassin has a better ring to it, somehow.] After these past events, I expect them to put quite a fight.

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[king_of_heroes]

[ Well, it wasn't every day that anyone came to him looking for advice. People should really do that more often. I mean, as horrible of a douche as he is, he's pretty damn smart in some areas. So he'll just flip the video feed on in response because fuck typing. ]

Let us talk, then. What exactly are you looking for?

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[lyres]

Something big, shiny and expensive.

Stress the big. I would like a lot of green around it too.

[She'll thank him later. That's the idea at least.]

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[king_of_heroes]

So, a mansion? I think you'll be hard pressed to find anything like that on this miserable island.

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[lyres]

Is it now? I never had the chance to ask, but are you currently residing in the island?

...I could always erect a palace worth of my attention.

[There's not a single hint of sarcasm. Saber actually has made a lot of money as of late; she's not a cheap events organizer after all.]

That might actually harm my finances though.

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[monohoshizao]

[Hey, there's another man who takes on all dem shadows single-handed.

So I herd you tagged with my bro, Nero. Have another Assassin variation, complete with purple color code.]

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[lyres]

[Assassins: color coded for your convenience.

But she has no idea of who you are. Still, she nods a little when she sees him.]

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[monohoshizao]

[Assassins do it with styles.

He'll gives a small smile and a nod.]

Ah, Saber, that new attire is more than fitting for you.

[+1 to people who mistaken Arturia for Nero.]

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[lyres]

[So considerate!

Dude, honestly; she's been around for a while but apparently people can't tell them apart.]

I have no idea of what you are implying, this are my usual battle clothes.

[Dark Hour]

[doudemoe]

[Well, he's recovered enough to come out. He can't really slack off on his training.

But what a surprise.]

Sensei, I see you're going for a new look.

[Dark Hour]

[lyres]

[How can he NOT see the boobs?]

Excuse me? I have no idea of what you're talking about?

[doudemoe]

[He's looking at her from behind, okay?]

Oh...never mind. Sorry.

[lyres]

[Well she's turning around now so...hello world~]

Hm? Haven't I seen you somewhere? I suppose I have been away from the public scene for far too long.

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[greyerrant]

[ Garviel found a new toy after the recent lovers battle. He got his old chainsword back. It screams into life, hammering into a shadow. He gives her a somewhat ironic salute with it as he laces into the Shadows, the weapon, built for his old Astartes body now becoming a two-handed eviscerator in his hands. ]

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[lyres]

[Now that...that's a blade. Saber stares for a little while before sending Helel to torch a group of enemies gathering not too far away.]

And what could that fine looking tool of destruction you hold in your hands might be?

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[greyerrant]

Chainsword. Thought you'd like it.

A relic of my old life in the service of the Emperor.

Can't wield it one handed anymore, though. I was a larger man then. [ Which is somewhat hard to credit, given how huge he is now. ]

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[lyres]

It looks...dangerous.

And that sounds hard to believe, but I shall take your word for it. How is it responding to you now?