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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

[Ryuunosuke looks very, very nervous. Which is not typical for him at all.]

Right, so, I've sent out my presents, not too many of them. I just have one more thing to say, and I figured I'd say it in public. More impact. I kind of like impact for things like this and yeah I'm babbling because I'm nervous, I'll stop.

Ahem.

Caster - will you do me the honor of going out with me?

[Pause.]

...you have no idea what that means, do you. Shit. Um. Courting? That relationship stage before you're lovers? I am screwing this up so much, where's the button to erase and start over-

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber, otherwise known as King Arthur of the Britons, is going to be yet another person choking on their beverage with this call. ]

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[ex_cashcow493]

M-must cease...

[ In mid-choke, she's focusing more on trying to turn off the phone more than sparing her life. ]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, she's successful in turning off the video long enough to focus on trying to breathe. Those are quite the suggestive sounds in the background. ]

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ However, once she's fully composed herself, she can return to the idea of Caster and---by God, why was she trying to visualize it in her head? Stupid human thoughts. Stupid modern society. ]

R-Ryuunosuke. Do you not think such things are asked in the confines of privacy?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I wanted it to be special somehow, and... I don't know, just going up to him and saying 'please go out with me' didn't seem like enough?

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[ex_cashcow493]

I.. I suppose..

[ All things considered, she confessed her love for Shirou as she was disappearing. ]

Are things of that nature supposed to be special?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Of course.

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Oh.. not only has she done it wrong once, but twice in her life? Being socially awkward is suffering.. ]

Then.. then he was happy you asked, right?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

He was! We are officially now a couple. I couldn't be happier~

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[ex_cashcow493]

Congratulations..

[ Probably the only Servant polite and understanding enough to not flip her shit too much. ]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Oh, so. Did you like your presents?

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[ex_cashcow493]

The wine was nice. I thank you for that.

I am not certain I understand the meaning behind the other gift however..

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I thought it'd be a practical, useful gift. Those are nice to get too.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Yes, but what is it?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Here's Wikipedia. (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Strap-on_dildo) Knock yourself out.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Do you jest?

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Nope. That's what the thing I gave you does.

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[ex_cashcow493]

Then do you take me as a whore who engages in such lewd acts?

[ Just when she was starting to tolerate you and everything. ]

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

What's lewd? You've got a boyfriend who you love deeply and all that, right?

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Yes, but p0n0s and plastic p0n0s do not mix when there's a lady involved?? ]

You cannot be serious!

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I'm totally serious. I wouldn't waste money on buying you something you couldn't use.

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[ex_cashcow493]

I have no use for such items in my possession.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

You could keep it in case you change your mind.

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[ex_cashcow493]

It would be rude to throw away a gift.

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[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There, see? I hope you get to use it.