⚓ 003; [video]
[It's the Dark Hour. Do you know where your Rider is?]
[Because as it happens, she is out and about fighting Shadows with no more than a pair of flintlock pistols. Which happen to be a pain to reload when your ammunition isn't magical in nature, so she might be in a little trouble. Not that she seems to mind, based on the huge grin on her face and all that laughing she's doing. Amidst the chaos of cackling and one last Visceral Maya that just won't go down, an ethereal figure about six feet tall appeared in front of Rider. With it came a sudden rush of water, dissolving the last Shadow and clearing the street.]
I̹̟̹̟ͮ ̺̤̻̜̞̼͖ͣͮͩá̤̥̣̻̓̏̿m͔̹̟̥͍͎̟̓͂ͫ ̭͎ͥ͛̒̚tͫḫ͈̫̳̗o̼̻̭̞u̺̳̬̝̺͇̜̎͌ ̠̣̯͚ͩ͋ͯ͌ā̹̟̭̙͆̉ͯ̔̚n͓͍̗̭͔̣ͭ̽ͨd̹̦̹̦ͤ͒̄̐ ͕̪̳̹̘̝̔̾̈́͑ͧ̅̓ͅt̖̮̗̟̺h͎͖͑́ͮ̓ó͎̯͕̝̹͇́ͬͪ̄̇̚ȕ̜̩͈͙̹ͤ ̼͋̅̎̀́a̟̹͕̗ͥ̍̈́r̮͂ͯͩ̆ͪ͂t̺̝͕̱̫ͅ ̫̤͉̪̤͖͍͑̆͋I͇̞̺̭͕͈͗̿ͣ̇͋̽.̓̆ͦ̌.̜̠̺̩̃ͥ͊.̼̪͎̦̍
̠̟̪̙̤̣ͅT͆̋͆̒ͥ̏h̻̞̗̑̓̇̌ͭ̓̚a͔̗̥ͮͅt̹͉͚̠̰ ͙͔̳ͣͅͅi̯̲̔ͅs͙̬͕͋ͫ̉ͮ̄ ̜̦̟̘̼̱̟̏̃́ͮn͉̞̦͈͚͌ͨŏ̼̥̙̥̟͇͒̅ͩ̔͑̍t̠ ̜̦̾͗ͭ̄d͙͇͌̂ͩ̓̒͑͊ẻ̚a̯̦͙̼̣͔̒̄̈́d̤̣̟̙̥̦ ̙̪̪̂̈̉ͩ̑ͭ̓w̰͎͙̲̤̦h̰̠̦ͮ͒̂̈́̌͊ͬi̘̇̈c̖̤̦̣̒ͪͅh̘̳ͩ̏̇͋ͭͦ ͇͎̉͐͑c͔̣̣̯̖͔͐ͤ͊ͅā̳ͫ̌ͯͩͫn͕ ̦̟̱̯͚̭̌̂ͅẽ͎̯̺̃ͤ̾̚t̜̆̏͋̉̇̍͌e̤̲͇̅̉́ͨr̺͕ͬ͊̀n͖̤͖̻͕̓̅ͩͅă̊ͮl̼̜̯ ̳̞̤̟̠̳̒͂̾ͥͅl͉͇̞͉̺͍̗͑i͆ë͇̻̹̰͖̗̒ͪ̓̄ͦͩͅ,̥̩̹ͬ͛͂͗ͧ
̖̇̉ͅẠ̫̝͒n̙͖̤͙̟̮͂̋́̽̆ͩd̥̹̯̳͎̆̽͋ͩ̈́̾̚ ͖̪̼̦ͮͪw͓̜̙̤̗̹̐ͥͪͤḯ̼̎t̻̪̬̘̯h̬̩̠͍̰́̂̌̏́̈́ ͔̳͑ͨͮͭs͚̬͚̿̊͆ͫ̈́ͬ͐t͇r̹̦̬̺̳ͩă̞̆͛n̮̤ͩ̋ͫͬg͖͉͙̃̂̎ê̑ ̹̩̫̞ͪͦ̐̎͒̒ͫa̮̻̳e̹͈̙̻̲͋̾́ͧ̊ͅo̟ͭͮͬ̚n̜̮s̭̲͋̊ͦ͌̓ ̹̳̥̘̌̊e̥̬̒̆ͨ̃͗̄̍v̪̥̫̥̥̈͂ͭ̔̏ͤͪe͎̞̓n ̘̭͈͍̋ͨͤ̍̉d̯̘͈̞̝ͦ̓͋̎ͬͮͤe̥͈ͮ̿ạ̾̍̐ͦ͊͊̆t̓ͯh̟̰̮̺͙̓ͮ̊́ ̘͍̘̱̲̺m̳͙̗̤̪̈́̃a͂̏ͦͯy̩͇͔̜̩̪͒ͨ̉͆̉̚ ͔͚̝̟͈̟̩ͦ̄ͤ͒͂̒̚d̲̜̉̋ͯ̓̐i̻̖̫̤̭ͫ̃̋̂ͭͬ̂e̝̦̮͖̼̽ͭ͛̍̈́ͫͫ.̻͇̹͎̓ͨ̂̋̆̽̃
...You want to run that by me again? [With that, the figure vanishes and the video cuts out.]
[...And turns on just after the Dark Hour ends, voluntarily this time. Rider seems to have taken over a couch in a house someone will find familiar (hi Waver~). She's got a cigar in her mouth and is smoking like a goddamn chimney.]
That was pretty different. Never had an octopus help me in a fight before.

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That will do then, Drake. If I am allowed, then I ask you once again, those creatures that you were facing, what are they? [ Because someone here just avoided them... ]
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Excuse my etiquette since I have yet to introduce myself. Before arriving here I was under the name of Caster, but since it is pointless here, you may address me as William Shakespeare, Miss Drake.
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You're shittin' me. A writer got summoned as a Caster? How's that even work?
I was a Rider. And my first name? It's Francis. I can say it's interesting to meet you, at least.
[ video ] can I say I love this CR....?
Though you are not the first Servant I meet in this stage, I am quite intrigued of how many of us are here.
You would be speechless at my works, coming back to life, Francis Drake. Having reading about you in books, your legend is quite known in England itself.
[ video ] TWO SERVANTS, NO FUCKS GIVEN
I can certainly say I've heard of you, even if I wasn't kept reasonably up to date on Heroic Spirits and their legends. Never thought I'd see a poet as a Servant. How d'you even expect to hold up in a fight?
[ video ] TWO TROLLS, ALL THE VICTIMS...!
[ More people to troll. ]
I am quite known in a different way than you, I must say. Thus why the Grail would seek for me in a different War I have forgotten. [ Not that he seems really... bothered, except for the fact of missing the pieces. ] To be fair, I expect to control from the outside. The battlefield I seek works quite different from yours, Francis Drake.
[ Aka: Let him play God from behind and not fight. ]
[ video ] LET US TROLL ALL THE PEOPLE, MY COUNTRYMAN
[ video ] PROSPERO DOESN'T HAVE A CHANCE AGAINST US
[ video ] THERE GOES THE NEIGHBORHOOD
[ video ] OH GOD I HAD THIS MENTAL IMAGE OF THEM LIVING TOGETHER WTF ME
[ He chuckles at that. ] Your concern is quite entertaining as well.
[ video ] WELL SHE IS A HUGE FREELOADER
Concern? Nah, it's just that nobody in this mess seems to know how to enjoy themselves. It's boring.
[ video ] I CAN SEE THIS BEAUTIFUL RELATIONSHIP GROWING UP...
Hoe intriguing. You have been here for longer then mine self and yet you have not found anything to entertain yourself for a long time?