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[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

[Minatsuki was never the patient type. Then again, no one would be if they suddenly woke up in the middle of some American town when minutes earlier they were in a submarine in Japan. That and, well... She just had a moment of emotional vulnerability, which happened to not be a good time to pull anyone from. Plus, they had a super important mission that needed to be conducted...

Yeah. So this latest call is going to be from a foul-mouthed girl screaming at the top of her lungs.]

Where the fuck am I?! One of you pricks better have a damn good explanation for this shit, or I'm gonna paint the fucking walls with your ✕✕✕s!

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[Call, private]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Actually, that's not really practical. ✕✕✕ dries way too fast! There's less ✖➶✌❂ in one body, but you can usually get all of it onto a wall after you kill somebody, and it's a better color anyway.

You're in Prospero, land where nobody knows why we're here.

[Call, private]

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

Hah. Sure know your shit, don'cha? It ain't fun if they die fast, though.

[Looking at the situation, she has no money to get back to Japan. Plus, she'd go back to jail or something... As much as she hated not being in control, Minatsuki should make the most of it.]

... As much as I hate to say it, those fuckers back home better do their job right without me. Beats staying in a boring ass cell for life, I guess. What's there t'do here?

[Call, private]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

I've been around. It's what I do best.

[How do you say 'at night people turn into coffins and monsters show up that aren't fun to watch die' and not get laughed at?]

Still figuring that out, but it's worth staying up late to see.

[Call, private]

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

Well, color me interested. This shithole better have at least one thing that's fun, or I'll fucking rip it apart.

[Call, private]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

That'd be fun to watch! I'd probably do something like that too. But I'd give it a chance. It could come up with something interesting.

[Call, private]

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

Fine, I guess I'll play nice for a while. This better be worth my fucking time.

[Call, private]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

There's not much we can do about it right now anyway.

Ryuunosuke Uryuu. I'm relatively new here.

[Call, private]

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

Heh, ain't that peachy... That makes two of us. Call me 'Hummingbird'.

[Because she sure as hell not giving her real name to anyone just yet, especially if she's been captured.]

[Call, private]

[kindofademon.livejournal.com]

Hummingbird it is. It's nice to meet someone like me here.

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[nrvn-qsr.livejournal.com]

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Voice

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

[HOW DARE YOU LAUGH AT ME >:|]

The fuck you laughin' at?! Wanna die, hyena bitch?!

voice

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Your language is to be expected, given the circumstances, but calm yourself or you'll be useless.

[ Growls a very deep voice. ]

voice

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

I'll act however the fuck I want, asshole! The hell made you think I wanted to be of use to anyone?!

[N O P E.]

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

[ Garviel waits for a moment, then waits a few moments longer, proceeding without annoyance. ]

Do as you like, but if you are this distressed I can only assume you've ended up here like the rest of us.

Welcome to Prospero, I suppose.

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

All right, so that explains where I am. Now tell me how the get the fuck out of here. I've got important shit to do!

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

We all do, and if I knew how to leave, i'd have already done it myself. However, we were all called here for a reason. From what it would appear, it is to fight strange manifestations of otherworldly creatures.

[schmuckerbaiter.livejournal.com]

. . . .

Are you fucking high or something?

[greyerrant.livejournal.com]

Er, no, I am only on the sixth floor of the building I occupy.