[Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

[Issei looks remarkably flustered - he's blushing, at least. Despite that, he doesn't look that unhappy.]

Eridan Ampora, Feferi Peixes, and I think possibly John Egbert as well - could I speak to you? You might have better ideas than I do on this matter...

On a more general yet still related note. H-how do you overcome nervousness when dealing with, um, r-relationships?

[He turns a deeper shade of red and shuts the camera off.]

Comments

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

. . .

Good luck with that.

[video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I've never done anything like this before.

[video]

[croibhristeoir]

Relationships, deartháir, are one of the few things I am reasonably certain I can offer no help with.

private, video;

[cullscuttlefish]

What happened, Issei?

...it's about a girl, isn't it?

private, video;

[stripping.livejournal.com]

It's about a girl. One that you know.

[cullscuttlefish]

...oh my cod, that's why you asked for me and Eridan. You like Vriska!

Okay. First of all, don't listen to anything he tells you. Those two have history. It goes waaaaaaaay back. Not that anything's ever going to come of the history, because she pretty much doesn't have the time of day to give him, but knowing him, he's gonna try and make it all about him, and you don't need that. Okay?

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

Issei! Do you have a girlfriend?

[Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Sort of. I have an auspitice.

[Video]

[go-go-lets-go.livejournal.com]

...What's that? Is it another one of those crazy troll romances Eridan was telling me about the other day?

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

You're really asking that idiot?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

He's a troll. He has to know more than me.

[scorpiospider.livejournal.com]

It's Eridan! He's a whiny, obsessed, willfully blind idiot.

c-c-c-combo breaker?

[croibhristeoir]

Ah, you must be Vriska.

[theheirofbreath.livejournal.com]

Sure thing! What's up?

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Do you know anything about troll romance?

Video

[crazyoldbat.livejournal.com]

Relationships, hmmm? My dear, you should have just asked me. I know so very many ways to help you. I've had enough of them, you know.

Video

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Ah, would you really?

[Video]

[crownedexorcist]

You have someone in mind, Issei?

[Video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

As a matter of fact, I do.

[video]

[fatestayhome.livejournal.com]

...

Just say it in front of his face?

[This is Shirou's Advice Corner signing off.]

[video]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

I'm not sure that asking you for advice about my sort-of girlfriend is wise. Or not hideously awkward.

private, video;

[misterwwizard.livejournal.com]

Well I suppose I could be passin' on the knowledge that Kar gave me on relationships to you.

If you don't mind a bit a' hands on approach that is.

private, video;

[stripping.livejournal.com]

Hands on?

[You lost him.]

[Audio]

[berry-paunch.livejournal.com]

Relationships...?

[Audio]

[stripping.livejournal.com]

The dating kind.