In Which Miki Makes people regret asking her to do things.

[assaultedramen]

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[After a bit of fumbling Miki manages to send out a mass text to everyone in prospero, even though it's contents only really concern the Minors of our fair city.]

fyi 4 all you skoolkids im going 2 hav a fighting class aftre schol two day attendence is manditory lol so be there 2 learn 2 fight shadwos

Actions

A. At the hardware store.

[Miki is walking around with a basket full of chains and padlocks, humming contentedly to herself.]

B. Prospero High, around 1 pm.

[Miki is walking around the high school, stopping at all the doors except for the front one, and chaining them shut from the outside.]

C. Prospero High, at the end of the school day.

[Many of the doors have been chained shut, save for the front doors. Outside is a sign that says "Be Prepared! I'm grading you!" (If your character is a high schooler, when you walk out will probably be ambushed by a crazy person.)]

Comments

c;

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Saber received the text and while she's anything but a high schooler, she's able to infiltrate the school due to her petite size. If she looks as though she belongs, then surely they allow her within.

So don't mind her as she inspects one of the chains curiously. ]

Re: c

[assaultedramen]

[The chains are wrapped around the outside handles of any double doors such that the doors could not be pushed open a couple of inches. The chains are a medium gauge and would probably give way with the effort of a few people trying determinatedly to break it. The chain is locked with a padlock which requires a key to unlock.]

[strawberrypunch]

[Tatsuma was admittedly not expecting all of the doors to be randomly chained today. How odd. He'd almost take a window instead, if he hadn't gotten that text earlier.

And so, he walks out of the front doors nonchalantly, although make no mistake; he is on guard, as usual.]

C

[soulsborderline]

What in the actual f...

[Right, at school]

[Well, Asuka's just going to head out the front doors, then. She might be more cautious if she'd bothered reading that text earlier, but she discounted it as completely illegible.]

c

[needsteaplz]

[Saori was just hoping today would be a regular day in Prospero where she could go home, play with her new pet and maybe spend some time with her boyfriend. Nope, not happening. The text from earlier should've been a red flag but she somehow missed it. She stands in front of the sign and sighs.]

What am I ever going to do with you, Miki?

[assaultedramen]

[That's good, because Miki is now dropping from the awning above the door, assaulting Tatsuma from above while screaming,]

SUPER SKY SHADOW AMBUSH!

Re: C

[assaultedramen]

[As Asuka walks out of the doors Miki jumps out of some nearby bushes, wielding a hose on full blast.]

Shadow Burning Fire Attack!

Re: c

[assaultedramen]

[From one of the trash can Saori can hear Miki whispering to her]

Shhhh! This is training for the kids!

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[toomanypetals]

Translation, please.

Re: Text

[assaultedramen]

is ur fone broke lol it should transalte it 4 u

Text

[toomanypetals]

I can't read any of what this says, idiot.

Re: Text

[assaultedramen]

well i cant teach u to read over txts lol

Re: Text

[toomanypetals]

I could teach you how to spell, though. Maybe some grammar lessons, too.

Re: Text

[assaultedramen]

nah that sound boring i already passed scool

no offense to the mentally handicapped. D:

[toomanypetals]

Really? Because you're writing like a retard.

[strawberrypunch]

[Tatsuma dashes out of the way, not quite in a full defensive stance, but ready to defend himself if she continues to attack.]

[assaultedramen]

[Miki land on her feet and smiles at Tatsuma.]

Good! You've passed the first part of the test. But a battle doesn't end at the ambush, you still have to complete the battle.

[Miki moves into a ready fighting stance, though she doesn't yet advance.]

[assaultedramen]

this is how most ppl txt i think that they no more about this than u

I'm sorry he's a dick...

[toomanypetals]

Then most people need to retake their respective language courses, because your sentences are nearly illegible. Or do you like looking like you didn't pass the first grade?

C

[babel_hacker]

What the...?

[WHAT'S WITH THESE CHAINS]

C

[crownedexorcist]

[He got the message. But the chains aren't what he's expecting.]

Re: C

[assaultedramen]

[The chains are there to make sure you don't miss the important lesson waiting for you just outside the front doors!]

Re: C

[assaultedramen]

[Well they are there! Bein all metal and shiny and on the outside of the doors. Better find another way out, like the front doors.]

It's ok, she's mostly doing it on purpose now

[assaultedramen]

well u seem to be readin it fine and i'ts not hurtning any1

[strawberrypunch]

[Tatsuma just gives a quick nod, before going into a full defensive stance. It doesn't look like he's planning to attack first here.]