[Eridan was just you know, taking a walk and was staring at a distance watching all of this unfurl, waiting for the right moment to intervene. At first he was kind of jealous those two were hanging out and didn't even invite him along! And then they kiss. Oh, his jealously levels fucking skyrocket. That should be him, goddammit! And by that should be him he's not really sure if he means Feferi or Vriska. Either way he wants some or all of that.]
aaand jacked 1/idek