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[scorpiospider]

[Everyone remember the motorcycle incident? Well, Vriska's bored again.]

[No, she's not tearing through the streets on a motorbike this time and possibly hitting everyone in her path. But she's doing something just as dangerous. Somehow, someone found out about bungie jumping, and decided the most traveled bridge was the best place to do this gosh.]

[Vriska Serket, ladies, gentlemen, and others.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

[What was-]

YOU NEED A SPOTTER FIRST!

[scorpiospider]

Hm? What's thaaaaaaaat?

[unknownrival]

Someone who watches you and keeps you from getting killed!

[Action]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Vriska!

[Have a panicked-looking Sakurako running over toward you screaming her fool head off.]

Don't do it! You have so much to live for!

[Action]

[scorpiospider]

[What's with people freaking out like that? Vriska turned] Whaaaaaaaat? It looked like fun!

[Action]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

B-but...!

[And then she sees the bungee cord.]

...

...

...Oh.

[cullscuttlefish]

...what the glubbing shell are you doing this time.

[scorpiospider]

Bungie jumping! Don't worry, Peixes. You'll still get hate-snogs.

[cullscuttlefish]

Hard to give you death-awakening hate-snogs when you don't have a face to give them to. Which will happen if that thing breaks.

[hellburner]

[WHAT'RE WE GONNA DO TONIGHT BRAIN]

What d'you think you're doing, hm?

[scorpiospider]

Humans have this weird thing call bungie jumping! I'm so trying it.

[breatheinthefog]

What are you doing now?

[scorpiospider]

Something called bungee jumping. You jump off something high and this thing around my leg keeps me from splattering against the ground there. Sounds like fun!

[breatheinthefog]

You like looking for fun no matter what you're doing, don't you?

[monohoshizao]

[He doesn't know what're you planning, but... That looks like fun.


...


STAREEEEEEEEE.]

[scorpiospider]

[Jump WEEHEEHEE THIS FUN]

[monohoshizao]

[...




Nope. Not moving an inch.


Except maybe widening his eyes, a bit. What are you trying to perform, Vriska?]

[theheirofbreath]

[Wow, Vriska always finds the most dangerous fun stuff to do. He's got to try this. ]

Awesome!

Did they even have bungee jumping on your planet?

[scorpiospider]

Nope! This is awesome! I think I could have touched the ground!

[theheirofbreath]

It looks fun! Can I try?

[Jumping off bridges is the safest game...]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Is this reeeeeally the best sort of wild and dangerous entertainment she could come up with? Gil is disappointed. ]

Boring.

[scorpiospider]

Oh really? [She turned, hands behind her back] Then why don't you try it and not smack that ugly face against the ground down there?

[king_of_heroes]

There's no need for me to prove myself to a mongrel like you. Besides, I've already done it before and it honestly isn't that thrilling.

Try finding a cliff near an open body of water, and dive into it feet first. Without crushing every bone in your body. Now that is exciting.

[doudemoe]

[That crazy girl again. Who looks like she's...about to jump off a bridge?]

!!?

[scorpiospider]

[Arms out, deep breath, and]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[Jump!]