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[scorpiospider]

[Everyone remember the motorcycle incident? Well, Vriska's bored again.]

[No, she's not tearing through the streets on a motorbike this time and possibly hitting everyone in her path. But she's doing something just as dangerous. Somehow, someone found out about bungie jumping, and decided the most traveled bridge was the best place to do this gosh.]

[Vriska Serket, ladies, gentlemen, and others.]

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[scorpiospider]

Bungie jumping! Don't worry, Peixes. You'll still get hate-snogs.

[cullscuttlefish]

Hard to give you death-awakening hate-snogs when you don't have a face to give them to. Which will happen if that thing breaks.

[scorpiospider]

Everyone here worries too much. It won't break! It'll be okay.

[cullscuttlefish]

It's not worrying, I don't care if you get banged up, you're just not allowed to die on me.

And I'm shocked you haven't roped me into trying this foolishness.

[scorpiospider]

Again, everyone worries too much! Issei with the motorcycle, you and this...

Of course not! It's not for cowards, after all.

[cullscuttlefish]

...excuse me?

[scorpiospider]

I saaaaaaaaid, it's not for cowards.

[cullscuttlefish]

[Just climbing the rail.]

Does this look like I'm being a coddamn coward?

[scorpiospider]

Just an idiot. What, do you think I'll hoooooooold you the entire time, Peixes?

[cullscuttlefish]

Nope. I'm expecting you've got two sets of gear or I've got dibs on second term and you had better tie it tight.

[scorpiospider]

What second set? Get your own! [Vriska grinned at her, coming closer]

[cullscuttlefish]

Then you'd better get ready to take it off once you're back up here.

[scorpiospider]

Who said I'd just giiiiiiiive it to you, princess?

[cullscuttlefish]

Who said I was asking?

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska just grinned... and tackled her off the railing]

[cullscuttlefish]

[Whale. That's not how she'd planned this. Feferi's just going to cling inappropriately. Okay, yes, it's fun, but she is not letting spiderbitch drop her.]

[scorpiospider]

[And Vriska wasn't going to. She would have actually felt sad if Feferi died. But she was going to grab her hair and wrench her head back to kiss her]

[cullscuttlefish]

[There's a split second when Feferi is going to ask Vriska exactly what she was playing at, but the moment's gone the minute their lips meet.

...who knew kissing in free-fall was that much more exhilarating than kissing on land?]

aaand jacked 1/idek

[wweh]

[Eridan was just you know, taking a walk and was staring at a distance watching all of this unfurl, waiting for the right moment to intervene. At first he was kind of jealous those two were hanging out and didn't even invite him along! And then they kiss. Oh, his jealously levels fucking skyrocket. That should be him, goddammit! And by that should be him he's not really sure if he means Feferi or Vriska. Either way he wants some or all of that.]

2/2

[wweh]

[His jealously grows. His anger grows... but... for some reason he's lost that urge to kill. Mostly beacuse it's his former kismesis and his flushcrush making the fuck out in a black or red fashion. And it was unarguably hot. He's just going to stare intensely. And wait for them to be done.]

[scorpiospider]

[Enjoy the hate show, Eridan, because you're totally not getting any]

[cullscuttlefish]

[Nope. Not getting any of this.]