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[scorpiospider]

[Everyone remember the motorcycle incident? Well, Vriska's bored again.]

[No, she's not tearing through the streets on a motorbike this time and possibly hitting everyone in her path. But she's doing something just as dangerous. Somehow, someone found out about bungie jumping, and decided the most traveled bridge was the best place to do this gosh.]

[Vriska Serket, ladies, gentlemen, and others.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

[What was-]

YOU NEED A SPOTTER FIRST!

[scorpiospider]

Hm? What's thaaaaaaaat?

[unknownrival]

Someone who watches you and keeps you from getting killed!

[scorpiospider]

Oh. Don't need one!

[unknownrival]

YES YOU DO!

[scorpiospider]

It's simple enough! I don't see why I need someone to help me with this.

[unknownrival]

What if something breaks?! What if you need an ambulance right away?!

[scorpiospider]

If something breaks then unless you have psychic powers like Megido then it doesn't matter. SPLAAAAAAAAT.

[unknownrival]

Do not make me panic and stop you from attempting this at all, Vriska Serket.

[scorpiospider]

If you even could, Issei!

[unknownrival]

I could!

[scorpiospider]

Yeah right! I daaaaaaaare you!

[unknownrival]

You don't want that.

[scorpiospider]

[Started shuffling backwards off the rail]

[unknownrival]

[Grabs her by the arm. He doesn't seem to care if he's holding on too tightly.]

Let's see, punishment, punishment...

[scorpiospider]

[PERFECT. Man, why didn't she learn how to do this before? She leaned forward and grabbed him around the waist and started falling backwards]

Caught you!

[unknownrival]

[Issei's life flashes before his eyes as he falls.]

I'm going to kill you, Vriska Serket!

[scorpiospider]

[Don't worry, Vriska has a nice hold on you, Issei]

Sorry, I already have a kismesis! I appreciate the flirting, though!

[unknownrival]

No I'm seriously going to kill you if this doesn't kill me first!

[scorpiospider]

Then I better keep a good hold on you, huh? [Evil grin]

[unknownrival]

This is completely unsafe! People have died who were smarter about it!

[scorpiospider]

Then it's a good thing your auspitice has aaaaaaaall the luck, huh?

[unknownrival]

I can't believe this is happening...!

[scorpiospider]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! [And as she tended to do, in the heat of the moment, she kissed him. She was just having so much fun.]

[unknownrival]

[Don't expect reciprocation. Issei's way too busy panicking to do that.]