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[Everyone remember the motorcycle incident? Well, Vriska's bored again.]

[No, she's not tearing through the streets on a motorbike this time and possibly hitting everyone in her path. But she's doing something just as dangerous. Somehow, someone found out about bungie jumping, and decided the most traveled bridge was the best place to do this gosh.]

[Vriska Serket, ladies, gentlemen, and others.]

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[She slowly slid off of him, grinning]

[Issei got up and brushed himself off.] I am never, ever, ever doing that again.

I told you you couldn't stop me.

I didn't think you'd drag me with you in an incredibly dangerous manner.

I thought you would have learned by now! If you're getting in the way of my fun, then we're going to do it together.

Thanks for risking my life to make that point clear.

Loosen up! You weren't in any danger. Do you think I would have let anything happen to my auspitice?

Not intentionally.

Not at all. [She poked his chest] So stop being such a worrier.

As though such a thing was possible for me.

You're too much like Kanaya. Mr. McFussynotfangs. Poking your nose in where it doesn't belong and worrying about everything.

I shall take that as complimentary.

[Vriska opened her mouth to reply, then realized just how much she had talked about Kanaya. The girl who pale dumped her.]

... fine.

Can we go now?

"We"? What do you think I'm going with you?

You still need a spotter if you're going to do this.

Oh fucking bite me, Issei! [She pushed past him, shoving him away]

[Issei followed her.] I'll just not get close enough to get dragged in this time.

How about you just crawl back into you saaaaaaaafe little hive like the spineless coward you are?!

I would, but I have an auspitice, and I have to do everything I can to make sure she doesn't get hurt.

Stop it, Issei. Just shut up.

No.

[Vriska twisted, punching him] I said shut up!

[Issei took the punch. Ow.] No.

What do you know about this? About being an auspitice? [She shoved him] Kanaya was eight times the auspitice you could ever be! Eight times the moirail! [Shove] Eight time better than you could ever hope to be!