hellburner: (that my life was just about to change)
Rider || Francis Drake ([personal profile] hellburner) wrote in [community profile] tvk2012-01-16 09:07 am

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So, Prospero.

How many of you are new around here? And how many of you keep getting lost? You're in luck today, because I have put my particular skills to work for your benefit. With my help, you'll never get lost in an unfamiliar world.

[This smile is less 'friendly' and more 'up to something'. She takes a rolled up piece of paper from off-camera and unrolls it to reveal...a map.]

[But oh no, this is no ordinary map. This map of Prospero is so carefully and expertly drawn as to make the best cartographers weep at how inadequate they are. It is a work of art, everything from the streets to the buildings labeled flawlessly in clear, legible handwriting.]

[It's even signed.]


So. Shall I stop pointing out how obviously you need this so we can start discussing prices?
breatheinthefog: (btw you're on fire)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:29 pm (UTC)(link)
This is stupid.
breatheinthefog: (why is it the song that never ends?)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:32 pm (UTC)(link)
No matter how perfect you make your map, you're still obviously after money. That's what makes it stupid.
breatheinthefog: (what are things)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:36 pm (UTC)(link)
Why would anybody do that?
breatheinthefog: (secretly writing badfic in my head)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:40 pm (UTC)(link)
You still haven't found one of those job things, then.
breatheinthefog: (and someone went streaking)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:42 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh. The structure of this place is pointless, isn't it?
breatheinthefog: (cleanup in aisle five)

[personal profile] breatheinthefog 2012-01-16 02:47 pm (UTC)(link)
How we're expected to act like regular citizens.
princesszero: (I will love and serve you; criminal)

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[personal profile] princesszero 2012-01-16 02:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Nice handwriting.

[Because clearly that's the most important part here.]
princesszero: (It feels like a miracle)

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[personal profile] princesszero 2012-01-16 02:59 pm (UTC)(link)
So was cartography a big thing back in your normal life?

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[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-01-16 03:27 pm (UTC)(link)
And here I thought you were going to be nice for once, even if this has good intention the whole part about wanting to make money ruins it.

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[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-01-16 03:34 pm (UTC)(link)
At least I'm not a money grabbing whore.

[Clearly if you can't win trash talking is the best way to go.]

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[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-01-16 03:40 pm (UTC)(link)
How much have you made so far scamming people?

[ He's kinda convinced that those maps are not as useful as they seem. Something has to be wrong given who made them. ]

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[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-01-16 03:44 pm (UTC)(link)
Well given your nature anyone would think that at first.

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[personal profile] white_knightin 2012-01-16 03:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It is somewhat wrong of me to think something could be wrong with them, but I don't trust you one bit.

Even if you're a perfect navigator you could have easily modified these maps to lead someone to their death and they wouldn't know any better.

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