⚓ 004; [video]

[hellburner]

So, Prospero.

How many of you are new around here? And how many of you keep getting lost? You're in luck today, because I have put my particular skills to work for your benefit. With my help, you'll never get lost in an unfamiliar world.

[This smile is less 'friendly' and more 'up to something'. She takes a rolled up piece of paper from off-camera and unrolls it to reveal...a map.]

[But oh no, this is no ordinary map. This map of Prospero is so carefully and expertly drawn as to make the best cartographers weep at how inadequate they are. It is a work of art, everything from the streets to the buildings labeled flawlessly in clear, legible handwriting.]

[It's even signed.]

So. Shall I stop pointing out how obviously you need this so we can start discussing prices?

Comments

[breatheinthefog]

This is stupid.

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[princesszero]

Nice handwriting.

[Because clearly that's the most important part here.]

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[white_knightin]

And here I thought you were going to be nice for once, even if this has good intention the whole part about wanting to make money ruins it.

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[rocker]

[ oh, it's that boob lady again. and that map is well made, so it's only natural to praise it a little.. ]

You seem very skilled at making these maps.

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[sandma]

You can buys maps anywhere, you know. And it's not like this place is easy to get lost in. It's an island.

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[kitsunemimi]

I've always wondered about your caliber in your navigation skills, but it seems that you really are as amazing as texts deem you so!

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[thanklesswork]

Huh. Nice map.

[king_of_heroes]

Hey, pinkie.

Why the hell does my condo have "Drake's treasure" written next to it?

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[caliberill]

[Oh.

Damnit

it really is Drake





]

video; sorry I couldn't resist after I saw Goldie's

[ex_cashcow493]

There is an error on your map. [ Um. ] The condo in which you have labeled 'Drake's Treasure' is my current residency. Please do not attract attention to such a location.