⚓ 004; [video]

[hellburner]

So, Prospero.

How many of you are new around here? And how many of you keep getting lost? You're in luck today, because I have put my particular skills to work for your benefit. With my help, you'll never get lost in an unfamiliar world.

[This smile is less 'friendly' and more 'up to something'. She takes a rolled up piece of paper from off-camera and unrolls it to reveal...a map.]

[But oh no, this is no ordinary map. This map of Prospero is so carefully and expertly drawn as to make the best cartographers weep at how inadequate they are. It is a work of art, everything from the streets to the buildings labeled flawlessly in clear, legible handwriting.]

[It's even signed.]

So. Shall I stop pointing out how obviously you need this so we can start discussing prices?

Comments

[king_of_heroes]

Hey, pinkie.

Why the hell does my condo have "Drake's treasure" written next to it?

[hellburner]

Hm, hm?

...Oh, so it does. Well, it must be true then.

[king_of_heroes]

You do know that stealing from a king is punishable by death, right?

[hellburner]

You're not king of jack shit around here, Goldie.

[king_of_heroes]

Hahaha. Wrong. I'm the king of whatever I please.

[hellburner]

Right, right...

And I steal whatever I please.

So all your shit belongs to me.

[king_of_heroes]

Over my dead body, pirate scumbag.

[hellburner]

I can easily arrange that.

[king_of_heroes]

I seriously doubt that.