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Rider || Francis Drake ([personal profile] hellburner) wrote in [community profile] tvk2012-01-16 09:07 am

⚓ 004; [video]

So, Prospero.

How many of you are new around here? And how many of you keep getting lost? You're in luck today, because I have put my particular skills to work for your benefit. With my help, you'll never get lost in an unfamiliar world.

[This smile is less 'friendly' and more 'up to something'. She takes a rolled up piece of paper from off-camera and unrolls it to reveal...a map.]

[But oh no, this is no ordinary map. This map of Prospero is so carefully and expertly drawn as to make the best cartographers weep at how inadequate they are. It is a work of art, everything from the streets to the buildings labeled flawlessly in clear, legible handwriting.]

[It's even signed.]


So. Shall I stop pointing out how obviously you need this so we can start discussing prices?
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[personal profile] sandma 2012-01-16 06:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Is your autograph worth that much?
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[personal profile] sandma 2012-01-16 06:22 pm (UTC)(link)
A bit vain, aren't we dear?
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[personal profile] sandma 2012-01-16 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
[She'll just avoid remarking on that.]

Ingrid Barnes, a pleasure.
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[personal profile] sandma 2012-01-18 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
No, I'm afraid not. I'm very good with my sense of direction as is.
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[personal profile] sandma 2012-01-19 04:35 am (UTC)(link)
I would say it is for the best.