[Voice]

[unknownrival]

[Issei sounds shaken-up.]

My poor innocence... wh-what did I do so much to anger you that you had to take it away from me so cruelly, Saber?

[He isn't in a state of mind where he thinks to send a private call. For reference: Saber got him a job at a maid cafe.]

Comments

People have been asking her that question since 1996

[soulsborderline]

It's an important step in a young man's life. And one you probably needed.

[unknownrival]

B-but, but I never wanted this!

[soulsborderline]

I guess it would depend on which Saber...

[unknownrival]

...I didn't lose my virginity to any of them.

[soulsborderline]

...oh.

Then what the hell are you talking about?

[unknownrival]

I have a job at a maid cafe.

1/2

[soulsborderline]

*snrk*

[soulsborderline]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

[unknownrival]

Should I have stuck to losing my virginity?

[soulsborderline]

Let me know when your first shift is, I have to see this.

[unknownrival]

Why would I tell you?

[soulsborderline]

Because you're a polite and honest young man who wants his employer to gain the extra business.

[unknownrival]

...Just so you know, this is really bothering me. I start Tuesday.

[soulsborderline]

I'll be there.

With a camera.

[unknownrival]

You're a terrible person.