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[ridertothemoon]

[Astolfo stands proudly in front of a car. A really old, beat-down car. It might have been an average car at some time, but not recently.]

You'll never believe how cheaply I bought this car for! With a bit of fixing it's perfectly serviceable, if not very attractive, and so much more efficient than just walking around.

My sons, would you spend a minute and help me fix it up? I'll take you for a ride anywhere you like after we get it in a better condition.

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[fractured_white]

The two terms aren't mutually exclusive, father. Nor does being able to run mean it's not junk.

*He considers smacking the side to see if the whole thing shakes, but he doesn't want to get grime all over his beach gloves.*

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[ridertothemoon]

It's functional, isn't it?

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[fractured_white]

Only the desperate settle for the bare minimum of useability.

Now, I believe I mentioned that I won't be ruining my own gloves for this project?

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[ridertothemoon]

Of course. [Astolfo hands him a pair of work gloves.]