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[unknownrival]

[Video]

Some of you were not around to hear the last mysterious message we assume came from our captors. In it, the words 'family' and 'religion' were emphasized. That was family - next could be religion.

The next full moon is on the twenty-second.

On the other hand, there is also a fondness for tying events into holidays here. And Valentine's Day is coming up. ...I'm getting my chocolate out early.

[Action]

[The following people are getting obligation chocolate - that is to say, chocolate Issei bought at varying degrees of niceness. None of it's bad chocolate, though.

Diarmuid, Saber, Hakuno, Waver, Kiritsugu, Assassin, Lancer, Extra Assassin, Neah, Allen, Tatsuma, Ingrid, John, Edgeworth, Atsuro and Devola will find Issei at their doorstep with a wrapped box of chocolate for each of them.

Shirou and Vriska, on the other hand, are getting A Lot of chocolate, including some Issei made himself. Issei will also show up at their doorsteps with wrapped boxes.]

[OOC: Previous editions of this post may have indicated that the next full moon was on the seventh due to a misunderstanding.]

Comments

[unknownrival]

[He barely manages to avoid getting head trauma.]

What did I do?!

[scorpiospider]

Issei? Good, get over here. [She pointed to her side, in the middle of- what looked like robot puke.]

[unknownrival]

...Can I give you your chocolates first?

[scorpiospider]

Chocolate? What for? [She slowly stood up, wiping her hands off on her pants]

[unknownrival]

Valentine's Day present. How could I possibly go without getting my auspitice something?

[scorpiospider]

The hell's Valentine's Day? What kind of stupid day is that?

[unknownrival]

A day for lovers.

[scorpiospider]

... wait what. There's a day for it? You humans celebrate it?

[unknownrival]

Yes, there is, and we do.

[scorpiospider]

Huh. I suppose I should get Feferi something too. What's the type of chocolate you get your kismesis?

[unknownrival]

...Dark chocolate, I suppose.

[scorpiospider]

To go along with the black romance, of course. Blah, stupid holidays. So what'd you get me? [She started picking her way over to him, cursing as she stepped on several small pieces]

[unknownrival]

[He set down a box. And another one. Several boxes full of chocolate. And...]

This one has some I made myself for you.

[scorpiospider]

You can make chocolate? [Vriska's grinning ear to ear, looking at all the boxes]

[unknownrival]

It's not a simple process, and these are the better results. You don't want to know how many burned.

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska's already picking one box up, looking into them] Hmmm...

[unknownrival]

I hope you like them.

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska took a bite of one of the chocolates, then made a face] Sweet!

[unknownrival]

Chocolate can be, yes.

[scorpiospider]

Bluh, gross. [Vriska dropped it back into the box and went back to... whatever she was working on]

[unknownrival]

[Slump. Sluuump. Issei looked about like he wanted to fold into himself.] Oh.

[scorpiospider]

Augh, stupid thing! Where's my wrench? [She kicked something she was working on, barely paying attention to what Issei was doing]

[unknownrival]

...I'll just go. [He took a step towards the door.]

[scorpiospider]

Huh? [She looked up, blinking.] Why?

[unknownrival]

You look busy.