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[playpurrtend]

:33 < *ac is confused by her new circumstances*
:33 < *she has ended up pawfully lost and in a human body to boot*
:33 < *if anyone helped the poor stray cat, she would be purrleased as punch*
:33 < thank you!
:33 < *ac waits patiently fur a reply*

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[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

aw
dont worry l!ttle k!tty
!ll br!ng you some f!sh
thatll be n!ce r!ght

[playpurrtend]

:33 > *the great mistress of the hunt approves of this offering!*
:33 < what kind of fish?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

ummm
looks l!ke all !ve got !s th!s can of tuna
!s tuna okay or should ! buy someth!ng else

[playpurrtend]

:33 > i love tuna!

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

okay great!
where are you r!ght now
!ll come br!ng !t to you
and you can stay w!th me !f you want unt!l you f!nd a n!ce home

[playpurrtend]

:33 > at the park
:33 > you're really nice

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

!ll be there !n two shakes of a cats ta!l

[playpurrtend]

:33 > that's the spirit!

[Action]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

[Later on, Sakurako will be at the park, carrying an open can of tuna and looking around for a cat typing things on a cell phone.]

Heeeeeeeeeeere, kitty kitty kitty~

[Action]

[playpurrtend]

[That glorious smell of tuna? It must be for her.

Sorry, Sakurako, you're going to get pouncegreeted now.]

[Action]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

[Distracted as she is, Sakurako is knocked right to the ground. She's trying to hold the tuna up out of Nepeta's reach for the moment.]

Whoa! Hi there! Have you seen a stray cat around somewhere? It's this really smart cat that knows how to use a video phone!

[Action]

[playpurrtend]

Heehee. That's me, silly. I'm just playing at being a cat.

[She does show off her fake tail.]

[Action]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Ohhhhhhhhhhh! I thought you were a real cat! Now that I think about it, you did say you had a human body, didn't you...? Have you always had one? Were you a cat before you came here?

[Action]

[playpurrtend]

Nope. I was a troll. Have you met Feferi or Eridan?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Yeah, I know them! And Vriska, too!

[playpurrtend]

We're all trolls from the same place.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Wow, you guys are lucky. I only have one of my friends from home here so far.

[playpurrtend]

Maybe you'll get more?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Maybe! If Misa shows up, it'll be like a Mahora cheer squad reunion!

[playpurrtend]

Cheer squad?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Yeah! You don't have cheerleaders where you're from?

[playpurrtend]

I don't know, maybe we call it something different.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Okay, hold on, then, I'll show you!

[Sakurako hands over the can of tuna, backing up a few steps and doing a practice cheer. There's lots of rhythmic hand-clapping, fist pumping, high kicks, and all that sort of thing. Just for the heck of it, she'll end with a split before vaulting back to her feet and walking back over to Nepeta.]

Something like that!

[playpurrtend]

[Nepeta claps enthusiastically!]

That was pawesome.

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

[Sakurako laughs, flashing a grin.]

Thanks! I've been practicing a long time!