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[When the feed turned on, it was past the dark hour, and the video only showed Lord El-Melloi lying in bed on side, apparently sleeping. How the phone's camera had turned on at all was a mystery; it certainly wasn't him.]

[For a few moments, that's all that happened. Just Waver, sleeping.]

[Then, across the bed, something slowly rose up over his bedside. Something long, pink, and suspiciously ahoge-shaped.]

[Hovering over Waver was a certain British privateer, grinning ear-to-ear down at him.]

[An uncomfortable expression briefly passed over his face, as though he could feel her eyes on him, and then his eyes opened. He looked confused for a moment and turned over.]

[And screamed. ~~A suspiciously high-pitched one.~~]

[The feed cut out.]

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...Rider, why.

Because none of your business, not-an-NPC kid.

I think it is my business.

Nope.

Go away.

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Hi there.

[8D]

[OH GOD HIS HEART]

[HIS POOR, POOR HEART]

What the hell are you doing, Drake?!

Is that how you greet company, Lord Melonhead?

Get the hell out of my house!

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[... Welp. Hakuno only has one thing to say about this:]

Please keep your phone off at night.

[... as usual, she's completely missing the point.]

Whoops.

I see you've found a new hobby.

I think the more pressing problem is the fact that I have psychotic women breaking into my house in the middle of the night.

This is the least crazy of Rider's antics. She could've put firecrackers under your bed or something.

Lusus. Why.

Because.

Did you at least get something good from him?

[There is one (1x) groggy, possibly drunk, murderhound on the other end of the feed. Someone went to sleep early for once.]

...Should I pretend those dulcet tones rising in a terrified pitch were Rider's? Or should I just be impressed?

I thought he might break a window or something.

Pretty sure I could hear it without the phone's help, and he's not even at the hotel anymore if I remember right.

You try having that woman staring at you while you're sleeping.

[It was kind of terrifying, okay. She grins like a goddamn shark.]

Tried. She declined the offer. Left me with the bar tab, too.

...And this surprised you?

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[...ahahahahaha

ahahahahaha

this made not being able to sleep totally worth it]

Oh, this is rich.

Go away, I'm doing important pirate things.

Like hell you are! Get out of my house!

[Here Waver was, covered in bitches. How many red-headed women did you get, Kayneth? Oh, right. None.]

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