[Action]

[playpurrtend]

[There is a girl who has set up shop in the park. The small stand has a sign at the top.]

FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS

[She even avoided writing 'purroblems'. That is how professional she is right now.

The doctor is in.]

Comments

[scorpiospider]

That must have taken all your will not to make a cat pun.

[greyerrant]

Er, good day Mamzel. [ A huge man is looking down at you. The hugenest. ]

[playpurrtend]

It was pawful.

[playpurrtend]

Good day! [Wow he's big.] Can I help you with anything today?

[scorpiospider]

[Her finger flicked the sign, snorting] Still at it. Still sticking your nose into everyone's business and not caring, huh?

[playpurrtend]

I can't help if I don't sniff around a little.

[scorpiospider]

Well you know what? We don't need your help. Everything's going to be okay and we don't need you to stick your little cat nose into every fucking thing.

[assaultedramen]

I don't get it.

[playpurrtend]

I sense that someone rolled out of the wrong side of the pile this morning.

[playpurrtend]

I'm here to help everyone! With their feelings, and their purroblems.

[scorpiospider]

Or maybe people like you are too close. [She snarled at her, getting up in Nepeta's face] Trying to get that perfect red rom yourself, Leijon?

[assaultedramen]

What kind of problems?

[playpurrtend]

[Well that was weird. Vriska didn't usually make this little sense.] If you're just going to have a hissy fit you can leave.

[playpurrtend]

Which ones are you having?

[scorpiospider]

I don't care. You're not getting your little flithy paws on my Feferi. My Issei is mine. Kaoru, Lusus... they're mine. [Her hand flexed, then reached out to grab Nepeta]

[playpurrtend]

[No way, she saw that flexing and she's getting out of reach first.] You're not thinking straight if you think I'm trying to sink my own ships and ruin yours.

[It would be so nice to have a sylladex.]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska growled, launching herself at Nepeta] You just want all of them!

[forgivethemtheirpain]

Nepeta-chan? *blinks* Is this some kind of advice stand?

[assaultedramen]

Well there's this one person, who I really like, but... I don't know if he's a guy or a girl...

[playpurrtend]

It is! My advice is the best.

[playpurrtend]

...That matters here, I almost forgot.

[greyerrant]

Just curious about your little sign.

[playpurrtend]

[Bare-handed clawing!] What kind of troll do you think I am?

[playpurrtend]

I'm offering my assistance with my personal specialty: feelings and purroblems.

[assaultedramen]

Should it not? I kind of feel bad but I really, really like them. I've never felt this way about anyone before.