[Action]

[playpurrtend]

[There is a girl who has set up shop in the park. The small stand has a sign at the top.]

FEELINGS AND PROBLEMS

[She even avoided writing 'purroblems'. That is how professional she is right now.

The doctor is in.]

Comments

[scorpiospider]

[Her finger flicked the sign, snorting] Still at it. Still sticking your nose into everyone's business and not caring, huh?

[playpurrtend]

I can't help if I don't sniff around a little.

[scorpiospider]

Well you know what? We don't need your help. Everything's going to be okay and we don't need you to stick your little cat nose into every fucking thing.

[playpurrtend]

I sense that someone rolled out of the wrong side of the pile this morning.

[scorpiospider]

Or maybe people like you are too close. [She snarled at her, getting up in Nepeta's face] Trying to get that perfect red rom yourself, Leijon?

[playpurrtend]

[Well that was weird. Vriska didn't usually make this little sense.] If you're just going to have a hissy fit you can leave.

[scorpiospider]

I don't care. You're not getting your little flithy paws on my Feferi. My Issei is mine. Kaoru, Lusus... they're mine. [Her hand flexed, then reached out to grab Nepeta]

[playpurrtend]

[No way, she saw that flexing and she's getting out of reach first.] You're not thinking straight if you think I'm trying to sink my own ships and ruin yours.

[It would be so nice to have a sylladex.]

[scorpiospider]

[Vriska growled, launching herself at Nepeta] You just want all of them!

[playpurrtend]

[Bare-handed clawing!] What kind of troll do you think I am?

[scorpiospider]

[We're sorry, the number to Vriska's sanity you have dialed has been disconnected.]

[Vriska just tried to grab her, to get a good hold on Nepeta and start beating her silly]

[playpurrtend]

[Nepeta's pretty agile. And pretty good at that fighting thing.

Current goal: smack Vriska's head into that tree riiiight there and knock her out.]

[scorpiospider]

[In this corner, Vriska Serket, who has been fighting Shadows bare handed for the last while!]

[In this corner, Nepeta Leijon, who has been fighting bare handed her entire goddamn life and feeds herself that way]

[Nepeta wins. Vriska stumbled a bit as her head hit the tree, her vision going beyond doubling]

[playpurrtend]

[The victorious Nepeta makes sure Vriska's unconscious. Really unconscious. No waking up before she drags her to somewhere where she can keep her incapacitated.

...is fighting in public weird here? Oh well.]

[scorpiospider]

[Not quite yet, but getting there. Definitely in no condition to continue the fight effectively]

[playpurrtend]

Normally I'd bite you right now...

[Human bodies were weird.]

[scorpiospider]

Nnmpgh.

[They certainly were]

[playpurrtend]

Sorry, I'm going to have to beat your head against the tree until you're knocked out.

[Which she proceeded to try and do.]

[scorpiospider]

[One. Two. Down. Vriska was out, a small red trickle of blood starting down her face]

[playpurrtend]

[Now to drag her somewhere, tie her up really well, and make sure she doesn't screw up her ships.]