[Video] You can't handle all these Valentine's backdates!!!!

[manliness]

[ Sup, Prospero? This morning, a certain total badass awkward teenager is staring you down! It would be scary if he didn't look nervous as all hell. He'll be twice as embarrassed as soon as he realizes he has no idea how the hell to work this damn phone. AWKWARD CONFESSION TO ALL OF PROPSERO GO. ]

U-uh, hey. Amagai-sen-- no, Y-Yukiko.

Uhm, I was wondering...

I mean, it's kind of sudden and all but...

Geez, why is this so hard?

Ugh, forget it. I didn't say anythin-- no, I can't be like that.

Yukiko, I--

That is, would you, I mean, if you're not busy, or doing anything else, or have anyone else, or anything like that.... uhm...

Would you be my...

my...

V-Valentine?

[ holy shit he finally said it but oh god the blushing he's just going to cover his face with THE MOST ADORABLE PLUSHIE OF THIS PANDA DOG YOU'VE EVER SEEN. And yes, he made it himself. Which is pretty much why he's been so silent these past few weeks. Oops. ]

I-I mean, if you don't, that's... that's okay too, I guess. I... er... just, let me know.

Comments

[manliness]

W-w-what the hell is that supposed to mean!?

[assaultedramen]

I don't think I could have handled a master of plushjitsu.

[manliness]

...Shut the hell up!

[ Yeah, now he's twice as annoying. Nice going, Miki! ]

Just because I'm good at sewing shit doesn't mean I can't still beat your sorry ass!

[assaultedramen]

Yeah, we'll see once I get this thing off. Maybe you can tailor some bandages to your size to prepare.

[manliness]

Like hell I am. I ain't gonna be the one needing bandages.

[assaultedramen]

I guess they don't have to bandage a corpse do they?

[manliness]

...Hey. Don't joke about that kind of shit.

I'm looking for a fight, not for murder. There was enough of that crap back in Inaba.

[assaultedramen]

Yeah, I guess it would be too mean to go all out on someone of your skill level.

[manliness]

I'm starting to regret ever feeling bad for your stupid ass.

[assaultedramen]

Well then I guess we should set a time then? The Onimaru express doesn't have a schedule to take you to paintown.