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So after some investigation and looking at all the maps and textbooks in the school, I've concluded that either this place is an extremely convincing setup, or I've traveled to some alternate universe version of AD 2011 that never experienced Second Impact or any Angel attacks. And that American public high schools are still crap.

From what some of the rest of you have been saying, you're also from 'different worlds', right? Assuming you're not lying (and Occam's Razor kinda rules that out at this point), how were they different? How many different points in time have we got here, too?

Also!

I don't really care about the podunk American coastal town maybe-hologram we're stuck in here. But, those Shadows or whatever we're calling them obviously need to be dealt with. Now, as an Evangelion pilot, I obviously know all about mental projections and fighting with them, meaning I'm obviously the best Persona fighter here, at least once I get some practice in.

However, the number of Shadows that pop up every night is really tiresome, so I could use a couple of wingmen. If anyone with a Persona out here wants to exchange their support for protection from a trained warrior, speak up, and we can go take out these Shadows with proper efficiency.

...also if anyone would like to finance such a venture I could use a better axe.

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Impressive. Tacky, but impressive. Money speaks louder than ramblings about Sumeria, anyway.

And we're off the northeast coast of the United States of America, home to the first successful violent citizen's revolution against a monarchist system. From how long ago did you say you were?

[Shrug.] Not my fault that mongrels have such poor craftsmanship these days. The pottery and cloths of Uruk would make you weep from just how beautiful they were.

So, you're saying a bunch of mongrels successfully rebelled against their king and set up their own system of governing? That would be impressing, but that could only mean their king was weak in the first place. For any king to have his people hate him so much that they would choose to rebel is... Pathetic. [We'll just forget how much of a complete dick Gilgamesh was to his own people during the first few years of his rule. Derpdederp.]

As for that, according to the current way mongrels measure time, that would have placed my reign over Uruk around 2500 BC.

I'm sure I'll be able to tell you more about it after I've been forced to go to American high school for a while. So self-absorbed they probably can't find Germany on a map.

If you are some ancient king, I guess you have an excuse for sounding completely insane and having no idea how modern society works. You just being delusional is still a simpler explanation, though.

I'm not just some ancient king. I am the first hero of history, and thus The King Of Heroes, Gilgamesh. Surely you've heard of my adventures with my loyal brother Enkidu? [He actually wouldn't be surprised since MONGRELS ARE INCOMPETENT. ...and that whole self-absorbed about their own culture and not giving a fuck about anything else type thing too.]

[Fortunately, Asuka went to college. She should bring that up more.]

They're kinda required reading. But seriously? You're going to claim to be the oldest character in written language and expect people just to accept that?

Why wouldn't they? I've no reason to hide my identity, unlike the other servants summoned here. I take pride in my past. Besides, do you honestly believe anyone else would claim to be myself? Not many want to carry the burden of all the things I accomplished during my time.

What, killing a few animals and losing your MacGuffin to a snake?

[Thanks for the wonderful reminder.]

Damned things. I still make it a habit to kill any I come across.

Regardless of whether you're telling the truth or not, you're still clearly 6000 years out of date.

Not like I care. I always have and always will play by my own rules.

As a philosophy, that's admirable.

You, however, are addressing Earth's current ultimate hero, 'King of Heroes', so learn some manners when you're talking to me.

[Don't laugh, Gil. Remember where this got you last tim--- oh who cares.]

Ahahaha, seriously? That's a good one. Do you always tell such amazing jokes? Perhaps I should employ you as my jester!

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Laugh it up, pretty boy, but back home I'm the last, best thing standing between humanity and eradication by Angel.

Prove it, then.

[No Gilgamesh what are you doing.]

Prove it, huh?

Well, my Eva isn't here and neither are the Angels, but I can prove it by wiping out all these Shadows with my axe and Brünnhilde!

Or we could just fight each other or something.

Oh yes, I'm sure you can do that. Never mind that the only person to ever defeat me was nearly killed by those abominations.

And please. Do you really think I would fight a child? I'm not only a full grown adult, but a seasoned warrior. Even if I'm stuck in this less-power-than-my-previous-version human body, I could still easily crush you with my bare hands.

Screw them, then. Dying is for quitters.

And I wasn't going to fight you bare-handed. I may not have my Eva, but I have my Persona.

[Oh. Oh no. She did not just insult his reluctant future wife.]

Fool. Do not underestimate her so easily. She only would've died if I hadn't followed her into the chaos and saved her at the last second. I'm fairly certain she's much more skilled than you could ever be.

I've yet to acquire one of those. I don't really care for one, either.

Then it'll be an even easier victory for me.

Another stubborn child. Ironic that he also had hair the color of a flame on it's last wisp.

If you're so willing to die, wander into that tower alone. I'm not wasting my time with you when I have far more important things to do.

[CLICK.]

Ass.

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...tower, huh?

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