[ That will cause him to stop himself mid drink, putting down for at least a moment or two. At least, enough time for him to say something so utter ridiculous that it actually sounded.... normal? ]

I fear it's a little too late into the night for that. But, perhaps... You know of Shakespeare, yes? And of his little supposed 'masquerade ball' that is occurring next Friday? I wonder if a witch would even be interested in such a thing.