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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

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[ex_cashcow493]

[ Somewhere in Prospero, a King of Knights facepalms.

Don't worry though, a challenge is a challenge and it's one she accepts. While everyone else is screaming and cheering, Saber herself is calmly sipping away at her drinks without a sign of intoxication on her face. Stoic in all ways. ]

[heavenscorpse]

Saaaaber~

[V/V drapes herself over Saber's shoulder, looking flushed in ways that have absolutely nothing to do with embarrassment.]

[heavenscorpse]

[Guess who's never had alcohol before and has the lightest constitution you've ever seen?

That would be V/V, who nonetheless has heeded Gilgamesh's command and is giggling as she tries to down another cup. It's safe to say she's totally plastered.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ As if he wouldn't check up on her after a while. ]

Little angel, how are you holding up?

[technologic]

[April has never been one to turn down a challenge, so of course she'll be down there.

So, she'll just be downing her who-knows-many drink, not looking that drunk. Yet anyway.]

[heavenscorpse]

Hi~~

[V/V sits next to her, although it might be noted that she has to hold onto the bar to do so.]

How are you?

[harpbeat]

You guys are going down.

[Eater in his usual attire of frills and lace seems to be surrounded by several jugs of alcohol. True to his word, he isn't stopping anytime soon.]

[assaultedramen]

Oh, Mr (hic) eater. Drinking so fast is rather unwise. Are you (hic) sure you'll be alright?

[chroimilis]

[ If you happen to be caught by her gaze, this Irish lass is going to hold up two giant mugs. ]

Let us drink unless you fear being bested by a maiden!

[ She totes just challenged you. Do you accept: Y/N? ]

[harpbeat]

I'm not going to beaten by you or anyone!

[Eater grabs a mug fearlessly.]

[macebronia]

[Drinking contest? Rider was so there. He slams open the door. Possibly already inebriated.]

Alright, who's ready to face the King of Conquerors?

[harpbeat]

[Facing him down: someone with the body of a tiny girl in lace and frills, with a pink hair decoration thing.]

Only if the King of Conquerors will actually put up a fight.

[croibhristeoir]

[YEAAAAAAAAAH LET'S DO THIS]

[IT AIN'T A DRINKING PARTY UNTIL THE IRISH GUYS WALK IN]

[heavenscorpse]

Diarmuid~~

[Hug from outta nowhere!]

[amnesiadragon]

[Who's this young-looking guy at the bar?]

[Well, it's someone who decided to get out for the night, because he's tired of feeling crappy over what happened at home. So Ryu is sitting and watching people, drinking a beer and making faces at it. Why does Scias like this stuff so much?]

[king_of_heroes]

[ And someone's getting a rather suddenly and hard pat on the back. ]

Looks like someone's not enjoying himself. What's the matter? Too strong for you?

[athngabla]

[Inevitable - in-ev-i-tuh-buhl - adjective.

Description: This man. In this place. At this time.]

[He's downing drinks like a professional barfly, staying reasonably sober, and generally getting shot down moving around chatting (and drinking) with just about anyone.

He even seems to be legit getting along with Gilgamesh, with no gripes on his end of whatever conversation would be going on.]

[croibhristeoir]

[LET'S DRINK OURSELVES STUPID, MY IDIOT IRISH BROTHER]

[dissipates]

[ I swear she was here, tasting this new things when suddenly this party got started AND SO MANY PEOPLE SHE KNOWS AND SHE'S ALL FML.


So Zena, without her mask, is... sipping her glass... in that corner. ]

[harpbeat]

You. Over there, in the corner! I challenge you!

[So much for being unseen.]

[maguskiller]

[Corner of the bar, slowly working his way through a beer.]

[Kiritsugu didn't come here on invitation, but by the time the message came on, it was too late.]

[heavenscorpse]

Hi again.

[V/V plops down right next to him.]

[lyres]

[ GUESS WHO JUST JUMPED ON A TABLE, A MUG OF BEER IN ONE HAND.

She's not even tipsy though, that's how she rolls. ]

The next round goes on me!

[heavenscorpse]

How would we drink it if it's on you?

[white_knightin]

[ Gawain is drinking like a normal person and not getting drunk out of his mind. ]

I can't wait to hear how hungover everyone is tomorrow.

[harpbeat]

I don't care, not my problem~

[assaultedramen]

[Miki is sitting in the corner, a tablecloth wrapped around her legs, slowly sipping on a glass of something and silently watching and smiling as the chaos goes on around her. Any one who looks at her will receive a polite head bow.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ And here comes Gilgamesh laughing his ass off. ]

You're doing it wrong, woman. Clothes are supposed to come off, not be put on.

[thanklesswork]

[Kid never needs any kind of incentive to start drinking, but a good excuse is still a good excuse. He's just gonna be in a corner drinking several bottles to himself. Occasionally, he might try and snatch some from folks who aren't paying attention to theirs. Either way, he's not acknowledging much of the other patrons...unless someone gets his attention somehow, of course.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Did you just... [ She pauses to keep from hiccuping. ] Pardon me, but did you just take one of my bottles?

[ She was only carrying a billion of them in her arms and all. ]

[needsteaplz]

[Sure why the hell not. Saori has both tall glasses and shot glasses ready.]

Who's up for sake bombs, car bombs and jager bombs?!

[assaultedramen]

Nakagawa-san none of those sound very (hic) safe!

[king_of_heroes]

[ Later on, closer to closing time, whoever is still conscious will be treated to either THE MOST HORRIBLE THING IN THE WORLD or THE BEST THING IN THE WORLD depending on how you feel about pretty boy Sumerian kings belly-dancing to crazy ass Middle Eastern trance. He's already lost his shirt because dancing like this make you waaaay too hot okay. The weird thing? He's actually surprisingly good at this despite being drunk as fuck. ]

[hellburner]

[Guess who's throwing cash at you, Gil.]

TAKE OFF YOUR PANTS!

[golden_witch]

[So apparently everyone in Prospero checks their text messages...everyone except for Beatrice. She's just going to be strolling by after a walk and see the cheery madness spilling out of the local bar. Ah, what the hell. She's going to go check this nonsense out. It might be good for a laugh.]

[greyerrant]

[ Loken seems hesitant to go in there himself. Mostly looking annoyed at everyone forgetting their duties. ]

[crownedexorcist]

[Alcohol means drunk people.

Which means easy poker victory.

More so if they bet real money.

Do you dare take up the challenge and play a hand or two against Allen?]

[heavenscorpse]

...I don't know how to play poker.

[amnesiadragon]

[Much later and many drinks later, Ryu has forgotten that people get uppity about you not wearing clothes.]

[Cue Ryu having his shirt off and looking like he's about to take off his pants. Someone may want to stop him.]

[chroimilis]

[ Don't worry, she's here to check out the men without shirts on. ]

Not bad, not bad at all.

[fractured_white]

*As soon as you made it a challenge, you made sure Albedo would be there. Unfortunately, or maybe fortunately for those who want to see him drunk, he's not used to being able to get drunk, so he's been drinking large amounts of hard liquor.

Yeah, he's pretty much plastered. Come bother him? Try to take away his drink? Hit on him?*

[heavenscorpse]

Hi Albedo.

[Decision-making skills? She doesn't even have those normally. Of course she comes to bother him.]

[scorpiospider]

[And one troll girl arguing]

Oh come on! I am tooooooootally old enough. Now serve me another round!

[hellburner]

Vriskaaaaaaaa!

[Here, have a whole bottle.]

[genius_idiot]

[Guess who's drinkin' lots of beer and is starting a game of poker right now]

C'mon! Who's in?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

Oh, oh, me, me!

[She keeps getting in here somehow. FEEL LIKE LOSING SOME MONEY, KAIJI?]

[stagecontroller]

[ This is Shakespeare, arriving almost when everyone is completely drunk. ]

Please, do not mind me, I am here to pick up someone when this is over.

[hellburner]

The hell're you suggestin', huh? I can still walk. Sorta.

[enjoymyatelier]

[What the fuck is tech? What the fuck are these text messages and why would Kayneth entertain anything with such poor spelling and punctuation. He can't tell if this is supposed to be some kind of bizarre pun-filled practical joke or what, so he promptly forgets about it.

So when he just happens to head to the bar that night (because he is the master of terrible decision making), he walks in, pauses for a moment, and turns right the fuck around. It's not like anyone's going to try and drag him back in, right...?]

[hellburner]

[In the words of Lex Luthor, WRONG]

[A drunk sentient ahoge with huge tits is dragging your ass back in, Kayneth ol' pal.]

Where d'you think you're goin', huh?