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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[heavenscorpse]

I might have to bring him home if he gets too drunk to walk.

[golden_witch]

And how do you propose to do that in the state you're in?

You'll both wind up sleeping on the sidewalk.

[heavenscorpse]

That wouldn't be comfortable.

[golden_witch]

Decidedly not.
Let the king of drunks worry about himself. I'll stay long enough to take you home if you need me to.

[heavenscorpse]

But I won't just stop worrying about him.

[golden_witch]

[Sigh.]

Your heart could envelope the world. I've no idea how you do it.

That man will be fine, I assure you. I'll stay and keep an eye on both of you if I have to.

[heavenscorpse]

Thank you. That's really nice of you.

[golden_witch]

I would do anything for you, V/V. I'd usher the devil to his home if you asked me to.

So, let us enjoy ourselves fully, hm?

[heavenscorpse]

Absolutely! Let's enjoy ourselves even more.

[golden_witch]

Indeed. Wine for me...and maybe something a little less alcoholic for you, my dear.~

[heavenscorpse]

Awwww. Darn.

[golden_witch]

Now, now, no pouting. Haven't you had enough of the strong stuff?

[heavenscorpse]

I guess I have.

[golden_witch]

I'm sure you have.

Why not try something fruity? They tend to be less alcoholic that way.

I'm not really an avid drinker to be honest, so you might want to ask around.~

[heavenscorpse]

I've gotten a lot of good advice here.

[golden_witch]

Oh? How long has this little party been carrying on, hm~?

[heavenscorpse]

A long time.

[golden_witch]

And have you been drinking since it started?

[heavenscorpse]

Yes. Pretty much since the beginning.

[golden_witch]

Ah, V/V, that's no good! At this point, you'll be sick all morning!

[heavenscorpse]

I can stop soon.

[golden_witch]

Oh, my darling, you're already sounding like an alcoholic. Perhaps you should stop, now.

[heavenscorpse]

I'll stop now.

[golden_witch]

Good. Do let me know when you want to go home.

I'll be here if you need me.~

[heavenscorpse]

Thank you, Beatrice~