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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[macebronia]

You're just drinking the easy-mode stuff then!

A king must go all-out! have a bit harder alcohol, King of Knights!

[ex_cashcow493]

[ ... Excuse you? ]

Then what do you suggest, Rider?

[macebronia]

I've been taking a liking to straight whiskey, but if you've got other suggestions, I'd love to hear them.

[ex_cashcow493]

Then let us drink this straight whiskey like proper kings should.

[macebronia]

[Rider slides her over a bottle, and waits for her to begin, smirking all the while.]

Ready when you are, Saber.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Well, she was BORN ready. This is her throwing back the bottle and trying to keep a straight face. ]

[macebronia]

[It was laughable. Rider certainly doesn't spare her from the laughter.]

That's more like it, Saber!

[He also downs one, practically finishing the bottle this time.]

That's one down!

[ex_cashcow493]

One down..? You intend to have us drink plenty more?

[macebronia]

Of course! It's not much of a contest if we have only one drink, is it?

[ex_cashcow493]

No, I suppose not.

[ And then in typical 'never backing down from a challenge' Saber: ]

Very well, let us continue.

[macebronia]

[and there comes a huge backpat via rider]
Excellent, You're not one to turn down a challenge, are you?
Bartender! Another round for us over here!

[ex_cashcow493]

[ And there goes Saber faceplanting into the floor. Someone's lacking her strength. Life sucks when you're tiny. ]