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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

I do not mind it too much... if it upsets you not to, then you are free to whenever you like.

[ The things she does for you. ]

[heavenscorpse]

No, I don't have to.

[ex_cashcow493]

Then if the situation calls for it, then you can. I will not deny you, my lady.

[heavenscorpse]

You're so sweet. [Hiccup.]

[ex_cashcow493]

I would be a lot sweeter if you drank a bit more carefully.

[heavenscorpse]

How does that work?

[ex_cashcow493]

You will not lose your self-preservation as quickly.

[heavenscorpse]

Oh. All right.