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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

[ That's how I've always imagined it myself. Silly Nasuverse. ]

Do not drink too much or else you might upset your stomach. [ Says the petite woman who's now on her eighth cup. ] Also, do not mix your liquors either. They will make you sick. Stick to the same beverage even if it is your first time.

[heavenscorpse]

Mm, okay! Thank you for telling me, that's really helpful.

[Giggle.]

[ex_cashcow493]

I figured not many would be passing advice during a competition, but it is rather cowardly to take advantage of those who are ignorant in the topic.

[heavenscorpse]

I don't think I'll win. I just came because he said so.

[ex_cashcow493]

Of all the men in the world to listen to, you heed his words?

[heavenscorpse]

I love him very much.

[ex_cashcow493]

You do know what that word means, do you not? [ Man, at this rate V/V is going to make Saber lose her composure. ] And that he can never feel that way towards anyone, correct?

[heavenscorpse]

Uh-huh, I know what that means. But I don't think that second thing is right. I'm sure he can feel that way.

[ex_cashcow493]

His idea of love is corrupted and long gone. It would take that man a very long time to change his ways. [ Even if she's been watching over him, she still wants to believe otherwise. ] Just be cautious about discussing it with him.

[heavenscorpse]

I believe that he can. And I love him even if he can't.

[ex_cashcow493]

So do I.

[ Not that she loves him in the way Gilgamesh hopes, but after all of this time spent together and all the care she puts forth in trying to set him on the right path... There's some emotion there. ]

He has been changing well as is, but he is held back by many faults. Deplorable he is.

[heavenscorpse]

Hm...

Remember that time I kissed you and everyone got upset except for him for some reason?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Do they have to talk about this?? ]

Y-Yes. Why?

[heavenscorpse]

That was fun.

[ex_cashcow493]

F-Fun?

[heavenscorpse]

Would you mind if I kissed you again?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ WHY... ]

P-probably not. It would be improper of me to decline a lady's request, but I must ask if you are in your right mind.

[heavenscorpse]

I'm just a little drunk, that's all. You said you wouldn't mind~

[And she goes in for an energetic smooch.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ No, no, no this is not right. She'll shy away with a nervous laugh. ]

Which is why you should not kiss someone. Doing something because you are under such influence is always a bad idea, V/V.

[heavenscorpse]

...

Always?

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes. It is easy to take advantage of someone due to their relaxed state.

[heavenscorpse]

You're not really doing anything.

[ex_cashcow493]

True, but I do not wish to have the lady upset with me later for something she did not intend to do.

[heavenscorpse]

What if I get upset right now?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She can't win this, can she? ]

Very well. If it would upset you to not kiss me, then you have my permission to do so.