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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[heavenscorpse]

I believe that he can. And I love him even if he can't.

[ex_cashcow493]

So do I.

[ Not that she loves him in the way Gilgamesh hopes, but after all of this time spent together and all the care she puts forth in trying to set him on the right path... There's some emotion there. ]

He has been changing well as is, but he is held back by many faults. Deplorable he is.

[heavenscorpse]

Hm...

Remember that time I kissed you and everyone got upset except for him for some reason?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Do they have to talk about this?? ]

Y-Yes. Why?

[heavenscorpse]

That was fun.

[ex_cashcow493]

F-Fun?

[heavenscorpse]

Would you mind if I kissed you again?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ WHY... ]

P-probably not. It would be improper of me to decline a lady's request, but I must ask if you are in your right mind.

[heavenscorpse]

I'm just a little drunk, that's all. You said you wouldn't mind~

[And she goes in for an energetic smooch.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ No, no, no this is not right. She'll shy away with a nervous laugh. ]

Which is why you should not kiss someone. Doing something because you are under such influence is always a bad idea, V/V.

[heavenscorpse]

...

Always?

[ex_cashcow493]

Yes. It is easy to take advantage of someone due to their relaxed state.

[heavenscorpse]

You're not really doing anything.

[ex_cashcow493]

True, but I do not wish to have the lady upset with me later for something she did not intend to do.

[heavenscorpse]

What if I get upset right now?

[ex_cashcow493]

[ She can't win this, can she? ]

Very well. If it would upset you to not kiss me, then you have my permission to do so.

[heavenscorpse]

Thank you.

[Now enthusiastic smooch.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ This is her life. Collecting all the ladies without even meaning to. ]

[heavenscorpse]

[All the single ladies.]

[ex_cashcow493]

[ The King of Heroes only wishes he had her swag.

(and probably a camera) ]

[heavenscorpse]

[Smooch over.]

Thank you. That was fun.

[ex_cashcow493]

R-Right... fun... I am uncertain if that is how we should approach it.

[heavenscorpse]

...Okay, it wasn't fun?

[ex_cashcow493]

It was enjoyable, my lady, but I am not fond of kissing.

[heavenscorpse]

Aww. I won't do it again.