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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[harpbeat]

Why?

[Don't say 'because you're a girl'.]

[white_knightin]

Because it's a knight's job to protect people.

[harpbeat]

Boooo.

[white_knightin]

It's not something to boo at!

[harpbeat]

Boooooooooo.

[white_knightin]

Stop booing please!

[harpbeat]

...

Boo.

[white_knightin]

I give up.

[harpbeat]

I win!

[white_knightin]

You haven't really gained anything though, it was a somewhat pointless battle....

[harpbeat]

Don't care. I like any battle I win.

[white_knightin]

Everyone likes the battles they win, it's just a way to show off.

[harpbeat]

Exactly. I'm a show-off.

[white_knightin]

Well then if you're a show off we'll just have to make everything in to a contest.

[harpbeat]

I'll win everything.

[white_knightin]

We'll see about that, I'm sure there's something you're not good at.

[harpbeat]

I'm the best at everything, and you know I'm an unbiased opinion because I'm drunk as fuck.

[white_knightin]

I'm just going to ignore the opinion part for now.

If you're the best at everything then we'll have a drinking contest. Given your body type and how much you've had already it shouldn't be to hard to beat you.

[harpbeat]

My secret plan to get you to drink has worked.

[white_knightin]

I really don't think it was that big of a secret.

[harpbeat]

Shut up. It was.

[white_knightin]

No it wasn't ~

[harpbeat]

Yes. It. Was.

[white_knightin]

Still no

[harpbeat]

Yes.