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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[heavenscorpse]

Owwwwwww.

[She tries wriggling a bit, but she's not going anywhere.]

[fractured_white]

*He lets go, smirking.*

Now that's a better reaction~

[heavenscorpse]

That hurts. Why'd you do that?

[fractured_white]

That was precisely the point~

*And now the arm around her will be pulling her closer.*

[heavenscorpse]

I don't get it. I don't think I'd get it even if I was sober.

[Huh, being pulled closer.]

[fractured_white]

I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend the concept of sadism, my little angel.

[heavenscorpse]

I don't think you're very good at explaining.

[fractured_white]

*She might not be able to see, but he's raising an eyebrow.*

It's a fairly simple idea, merely something far beyond your world view. Some merely happen to enjoy watching the suffering of others.

[heavenscorpse]

Maybe you just don't understand my worldview like I don't understand yours.

[fractured_white]

I was so innocent as to believe in good intentions once upon a time. I've merely long since learned better.

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, then, you are a little more like me than I thought.

[fractured_white]

We both could be considered monsters, but I don't share your delusion that the very people who see us as mere instruments of death are worth our kindness.

[heavenscorpse]

Okay. I don't expect you to, and that's fine.

[fractured_white]

You're still a fool for being so deluded in the first place.

*And yet he's running his fingers through her hair, even as he insults her.*

[heavenscorpse]

Maybe. Probably.

[fractured_white]

And yet you cling to your idiotic thoughts?

[heavenscorpse]

They're what I have to make me myself. I wouldn't believe in anything else.

Keywords.

[fractured_white]

Even with the truth so blatantly before you?

*His hand stops combing through her hair and moves to her shoulder, gripping a bit too tightly for comfort.*

[heavenscorpse]

I don't think I'd be happy if I gave up on this.

[fractured_white]

Ignorance is bliss, eh? It comes as no surprise that an angel would cling so to Eden. All the greater shock for you when you inevitably meet with something your narrow perceptions can't account for.

*His hand slides off her shoulder and slowly starts moving down her arm.*

[heavenscorpse]

That's not what I meant. I'd be disappointed in myself if I lost faith.

[fractured_white]

Faith? Faith exists merely to provide false hope so that men may escape the harshness of reality.

[heavenscorpse]

Faith exists because it's an emotion, though. I'm not religious, I just like people and believe that they're good.

[fractured_white]

Faith in god and faith in a concept hold no difference to me.

[heavenscorpse]

Alright.

[She's not trying to convince him anyway.]