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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

She asked if she could spend the night with me and claimed to be a volcano. [ Nestling her face into his shoulder, she sighs. ] Then she tried to undo my pants.

[white_knightin]

In that case you should have gotten me at once so I could get you out of there.

[ex_cashcow493]

[ Clop, clop, clop... ]

Whaaaat? Then I would have never had the chance to participate in the game of bending over and not touching the stick.

[white_knightin]

You're not making any sense right now...

[ex_cashcow493]

The game made no sense, but I won at it.

Everyone said I cheated though due to my height.

[white_knightin]

You're not the type to cheat so I'm sure you won it fair and square.