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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[maguskiller]

Not for a third of my life. I only started a few months ago.

[And it's still not a lot when he does. He knows this is not a good habit to have back home, what with being a single father and having a disease that threatens to murder him if he so much as sips the stuff, due to a decrease in his will to live.]

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, okay. I was going to ask if you had good advice too.

[maguskiller]

[If there's anything Natalia thought him (other than effectively earning the hate of thousands of people)...]

Space them out, and don't accept any you don't see the bartender prepare.

[Actually, isn't Uryuu a bartender...? Some tips work better than others, he thinks as he takes another sip.]

[heavenscorpse]

[He is, but he's not working tonight.]

Thank you very much.

[maguskiller]

[A nod.]

[heavenscorpse]

You don't talk much.

[maguskiller]

So I've been told. Sorry.

[heavenscorpse]

That's okay. I don't mind very much.

[maguskiller]

[Kiritsugu takes another sip, nodding as he does so. Perhaps that's as far as his ability to express gratitude goes. He doesn't get much of a chance to hone it nowadays.]

[heavenscorpse]

Am I bothering you?

[maguskiller]

...No.

[Maybe it's just like the conversation started, and he's just trying to cloak his emotions, but fact of the matter is, even without that, Kiritsugu's not annoyed right now.]

You're not.

[heavenscorpse]

Okay, I'll stay a little while longer then.