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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[harpbeat]

Foolish? Us? Never.

[athngabla]

I never would've guessed you considered yourself faint of mind. Color me surprised.

[harpbeat]

There's a tiny window between 'alright' and 'unconscious' that includes being the most ridiculous person to grace this bar. It's hard to get into that exact spot. You'll probably never see it.

[athngabla]

[Paaaaaaaause.....

And he bursts out laughing for a short while.]

I think that's the best description of that state of mind I've ever heard.

[harpbeat]

Thank you, thank you. I'm proud of it.