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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[assaultedramen]

[No, of course not! It's very important that a proper Japanese lady learn to take her Sake! Plus Miki is a few bottles short of a bar right now judgement isn't her greatest asset, despite her more demure action.]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

[After a few rounds of practice, Sakurako can barely even find the sake cup anymore. She is now giggling uncontrollably, flopped over onto the table.]

[assaultedramen]

[Miki hasn't stopped either, and she had a huge head start. Even her own attempts to stay prim have hideously failed, as she seems to be having trouble staying upright.]

Sh....sh....shiina....shiina-san. YOu must..... you... you must...


*hoargh*

[In the fine tradition of her family, Miki begins vomiting onto the floor.]

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

...Miki! Are yoooooou okay?

[Sakurako tries to stand up, but just wobbles back down into her chair.]

[assaultedramen]

Uhg yeah I'm...

I'm fine I think I need something to drink.

[Miki grabs a nearby glass of clear liquid.]

This...This is water r-right?

[lunch_ticket_millionaire]

I-I think so...

[assaultedramen]

[It's not.



Faceplant.]