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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[king_of_heroes]

...oh.

That's... nice.

[ Yup, not jelly at all. ]

[heavenscorpse]

...

Can you kiss people by proxy? I could kiss you and then you wouldn't have to make that face.

[king_of_heroes]

[ A sigh. She meant well, but he could tell the alcohol had already given her silly ideas. Best not to encourage them. She's simply find a hand ruffling her hair. ]

While I'm sure a kiss from an angel is a nice and unique thing to experience, I'll pass.

[heavenscorpse]

As long as you're smiling, I'll be happy no matter what I do.

[king_of_heroes]

It doesn't take much to make you happy, does it~? Ah, to be that carefree.

[heavenscorpse]

No, not really. But I don't think that's bad.

[king_of_heroes]

No, it's much more preferable compared to the tastes of a king. I get bored way too easily.

[heavenscorpse]

That's no fun at all. I would trade for a while, but I don't know if you would make a good angel.

[king_of_heroes]

Nonsense. I would make the perfect angel.

[ No. No he wouldn't. ]

[heavenscorpse]

Are you sure?

[king_of_heroes]

Positively.

[ Is this going to end with him dressing up as an angel? ]

[heavenscorpse]

I don't believe you.

[king_of_heroes]

Try me.

[heavenscorpse]

Prove it. Go get some wings.

[king_of_heroes]

...

[ There are surely better ways to do this. But right now? This. This is the best way. ]

CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!

[ Lets see if he ever actually finds anything, now. ]

[heavenscorpse]

[Applause! Even if he doesn't find anything, accepting the challenge is enough.]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Oh, but he WILL.

Yes. He's just going to take two table clothes right off the tables and tie each around his left and right shoulders. ...They look good enough to him, at least.

Of course, then he proceeds to jump off the bar to prove he can fly, too. That doesn't end too well. ]

...Ouch.

[heavenscorpse]

Are you okay?

[DDDD:]

[king_of_heroes]

[ Pfft. As if a fall to the floor would hurt him. ]

I'm fine. But...

[ Staring awkwardly. ]

When did you get a twin?

[heavenscorpse]

...I didn't?

[king_of_heroes]

But she's right next to you...

[heavenscorpse]

You hit your head and you're seeing double.