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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[golden_witch]

Poker? Ah, is my little darling going to be a card shark?
Perhaps then you'll be the one to buy us all drinks.~

[heavenscorpse]

I'll be the very best. Like no one ever was. Then I'll be able to buy you things.

[golden_witch]

Ah, to get that skilled, you're going to have to play lots of games. And you've gotta win 'em all. Will you be able to do that~?

[heavenscorpse]

Absolutely.

[She giggles again and snuggles up to Beatrice.]

[golden_witch]

[She'll giggle along with her inebriated friend, tucking an arm around her. This girl's sunny disposition was just infectious.]

I have all the faith in the world in you. And you can buy me a new tea set. How's that~? ♥

[heavenscorpse]

I would love to! And then we can have more tea together~ ♥

[golden_witch]

Yes! And perhaps invite more people since I'm a little more acclimated.

You have the best ideas, even while tipsy.~

[heavenscorpse]

I have good ideas all the time~

[golden_witch]

For the most part.

So, how much have you had to drink so far, then, hm?

[heavenscorpse]

A lot.

[golden_witch]

That's apparent, darling. Perhaps you should pace yourself.

What if you fall over before the end of the night?

[heavenscorpse]

Then that might hurt. Oops.

[golden_witch]

Precisely. What will you do if I don't look out for you, hm?

Don't stray too far from me and I'll be sure to catch you if anything happens, how about that~?

[heavenscorpse]

You're so nice. I'm glad you're here.

[golden_witch]

And I'm always glad to be with you, of course.

So, have you any idea what the occasion is?

I'm afraid I missed something. I've never seen this place so packed.

[heavenscorpse]

Gilgamesh invited everyone.

[golden_witch]

That figures.

There's someone I'd rather not run into.

Hopefully he's too drunk to function.

[heavenscorpse]

I might have to bring him home if he gets too drunk to walk.

[golden_witch]

And how do you propose to do that in the state you're in?

You'll both wind up sleeping on the sidewalk.

[heavenscorpse]

That wouldn't be comfortable.

[golden_witch]

Decidedly not.
Let the king of drunks worry about himself. I'll stay long enough to take you home if you need me to.

[heavenscorpse]

But I won't just stop worrying about him.

[golden_witch]

[Sigh.]

Your heart could envelope the world. I've no idea how you do it.

That man will be fine, I assure you. I'll stay and keep an eye on both of you if I have to.

[heavenscorpse]

Thank you. That's really nice of you.

[golden_witch]

I would do anything for you, V/V. I'd usher the devil to his home if you asked me to.

So, let us enjoy ourselves fully, hm?