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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[ex_cashcow493]

[ E-Rank luck, etc. ]

Yes, I just informed you of that. Pay attention instead of letting your mind wander.

[athngabla]

Milady, it would be stranger if my mind didn't wander right about now.

[Saber practices moderation. Lancer drinks like there's no tomorrow. This is Prospero-bar Goofus and Gallant.]

[ex_cashcow493]

Did you just call me that? [ Side-eying you so hard right now, Lancer. ] You should not drink so much... What if an emergency is to occur? Then how much use would you be in combat?

[athngabla]

Would you have preferred "madam"? [Laughing. Laughing at you! Or with you I mean you just said a funny joke Saber you should laugh at it.] You underestimate my ability to fight while intoxicated. Or hung over, for that matter.

[ex_cashcow493]

... Is it something you practice common enough to be consider adept at then?

[ Would not be surprised. ]

[athngabla]

How much've you heard 'bout the Fianna from Diarmuid?

[Not a topic change, his phrasing sounds like he's ready to use her answer as a comparison.]

[ex_cashcow493]

He has told me enough to familiarize myself with them. Why?

[athngabla]

Ulster, while I was alive, was a touch... wilder, than that. Though I'm sure you've guessed as much already.

[ex_cashcow493]

Are all the men in your country this touched in the head?

[athngabla]

...Actually there's a fair amount of them who are "worse" than I am.