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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

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[dissipates]

[ I swear she was here, tasting this new things when suddenly this party got started AND SO MANY PEOPLE SHE KNOWS AND SHE'S ALL FML.


So Zena, without her mask, is... sipping her glass... in that corner. ]

[harpbeat]

You. Over there, in the corner! I challenge you!

[So much for being unseen.]

[dissipates]

I decline.

[ :| ]

[harpbeat]

You wimp.

[dissipates]

I have no intentions to join such games.

[harpbeat]

Wimp. Chicken.

[dissipates]

Try harder if you seek to tempt me.

[ n_n ]

[harpbeat]

You are so chicken that a griffon could even mistake you for its mate.

[dissipates]

Go on.

[ Sipping her drink. ]

[harpbeat]

Do you really want to know what happens after that? Griffons get pretty big.

[He went there.]

[dissipates]

[ totally with a straight face. ]

Simple curiosity. You seemed to have fun.

[harpbeat]

You're still wimping out, aren't you.

[dissipates]

I simply don't find it entertaining or amusing to begin with.

[king_of_heroes]

You should join the others.

[ BECAUSE DRINKING ALONE IS DEPRESSING AS ALL FUCK. ]

[dissipates]

[ INNER SCREAM. ]

Archer, I was not aware you were organizing this.

[ I wouldn't have came if I knew.... goes unspoken ]

[king_of_heroes]

[ INNER CACKLING. ]

Of course I was. Who else in this town has as much money as I do?

[dissipates]

[ INNER OHGODWHY ]

That much is true. Though I do not seem to understand why would you invite everyone.

[king_of_heroes]

People tend to do strange things when under the influence.

[dissipates]

I suppose you are correct... Then some regret their actions the next day.

[king_of_heroes]

Only the unworthy ones. Any man worth his weight would never succumb to such.

[dissipates]

A valid point. If they do not hold regret in their souls, then they are free to do what they wish.

[king_of_heroes]

Exactly! Which is why I say you should never have any regrets. They only weigh you down.

[dissipates]

Did you ever feel any regret in your heart, Archer?

[king_of_heroes]

[ ...Oh.

Oh.

Normally he would say no with a completely straight face. After all, he was a king. He had no regrets. Even if he did, he would never be weak enough to actually expose them to anyone. But alcohol has the strangest effect of turning people into confession messes. He goes silent for a bit before actually responding with an obviously changed mood. ]


A king should never have any regrets. And yet, when one has lived as long as I have... It only makes sense to have at least one regret. And yet at the same time, I realize that had it not happened, I would be a very different man today.

[dissipates]

Is it related to the time you were alive, before being an Heroic Spirit?

[ Despite what it looks, the existentialism talks are something that Hassan enjoys. ]