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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[fractured_white]

Not a particularly spectacular one, no.

*He finishes his drink and sets his glass down...*

I find surprise is often an entertaining response, however~

*And without any more warning, he's going to reach out with one arm and try to drag V/V onto his lap.*

[heavenscorpse]

[Woomph. V/V goes down without a fuss.]

Oh! Okay. I'm surprised.

[fractured_white]

As difficult to fluster as ever, eh, Monstre Ange?

*Also warm. And his arms are wrapped around her now. His angel. She's not allowed to move.*

[heavenscorpse]

Uh-huh. Sorry, I won't be too upset if you do weird things.

[fractured_white]

*Leaning down so that he's talking in her ear.*

I think I'll have to find that out for myself.

[heavenscorpse]

What are you going to do?

[fractured_white]

Now, where would be the fun if I told you~?

*That or he's too drunk to plan ahead right now. But he's not too drunk to realize that he can hold her on his lap with one arm so he can tug on her hair with his other hand.*

[heavenscorpse]

Ow.

[She has a lot of hair to tug on. Bad planning on her part.]

[fractured_white]

*He likes having a handhold. Which he'll now be wrapping around his fingers and using to tug her head to the side so he can bite down hard on her ear.*

[heavenscorpse]

Owwwwwww.

[She tries wriggling a bit, but she's not going anywhere.]

[fractured_white]

*He lets go, smirking.*

Now that's a better reaction~

[heavenscorpse]

That hurts. Why'd you do that?

[fractured_white]

That was precisely the point~

*And now the arm around her will be pulling her closer.*

[heavenscorpse]

I don't get it. I don't think I'd get it even if I was sober.

[Huh, being pulled closer.]

[fractured_white]

I wouldn't expect you to be able to comprehend the concept of sadism, my little angel.

[heavenscorpse]

I don't think you're very good at explaining.

[fractured_white]

*She might not be able to see, but he's raising an eyebrow.*

It's a fairly simple idea, merely something far beyond your world view. Some merely happen to enjoy watching the suffering of others.

[heavenscorpse]

Maybe you just don't understand my worldview like I don't understand yours.

[fractured_white]

I was so innocent as to believe in good intentions once upon a time. I've merely long since learned better.

[heavenscorpse]

Oh, then, you are a little more like me than I thought.

[fractured_white]

We both could be considered monsters, but I don't share your delusion that the very people who see us as mere instruments of death are worth our kindness.

[heavenscorpse]

Okay. I don't expect you to, and that's fine.

[fractured_white]

You're still a fool for being so deluded in the first place.

*And yet he's running his fingers through her hair, even as he insults her.*

[heavenscorpse]

Maybe. Probably.

[fractured_white]

And yet you cling to your idiotic thoughts?