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[king_of_heroes]

allsl oft you mothrels

get down tio the barr

drinking contest

prize for hoofever lasts longfish


[ And true to his word, anyone who bothers to visit the Tavern tonight will be greeted by a crazy yet happily merry atmosphere. There's people singing, dancing, getting their booze on. Possible shoutings of CHUG CHUG CHUG and whatever else you would expect to find at the best night of drinking ever. For now, The King of Crunk has pulled himself away from the crowd and is chilling at the bar. Totally eating peanuts and sipping on his likely 30th pitcher by now. HOW DO YOU DEAL WITH A DRUNKEN KING? That's entirely up to you. ]

( ooc: Due to the nature of this post, THREAD-JACKING IS HIGHLY ENCOURAGED! Go insane, throw some glitter, make it rain. )

Comments

[toomanypetals]

[Ugh no thanks on the drinking, and just. Gonna sit here glaring at Allen. HE'S WATCHING YOU, CHEATER.]

[crownedexorcist]

[SURE, WATCH HIM WIN. Just try and catch him cheating, Kanda. :T]

[toomanypetals]

[HE'LL DO HIS BEST, DAMMIT. Watching his hands carefully the whole time!]

Cheatsprout.

[crownedexorcist]

[Any cheating that may occur, they're done very quickly. Hey, how else Allen can get away with cheating?]

Not one.

[toomanypetals]

Are too.

[Grrr... He knows it's happening, he just can't see it!]

[crownedexorcist]

Am not.

[Good luck with that, Kanda! ]

[toomanypetals]

Are too.

[He huffs, then shifts to lean on Allen's shoulder. It's times like this where he wishes he'd let himself have a drink, but... fuck if he was going to get stripped down to his underwear by his beansprout. :T]

[Not in public anyway.]

[crownedexorcist]

Am not.

[Even with Kanda on his shoulder, his card handling skills never slowed down.

Or slipping cards away very, very quickly. He's a pro for a reason. :|b]

[toomanypetals]

Are so. Cheatsprout.

[Such a mature conversation, amirite]

[But Kanda seems content with it.]

[crownedexorcist]

[The most mature conversation of them all.

Despite that, Allen's in a generally good mood from Kanda's company and all his victories.]

[toomanypetals]

[Kanda just snorts softly.]

Tch. Should just find something else to do.

[Together.]

[crownedexorcist]

Could find something to do later.

[Together.]

[toomanypetals]

Mm. That'll work.

[In the meantime. This is cozy. He might even grab a drink, maybe. But just one, because he won't let a beansprout take advantage.]

[crownedexorcist]

[Don't worry, Allen won't take advantage of Kanda...that much.

Since this is Allen, all his drinks are non-alcoholic. He's pretty responsible, all things considered.

...Drinking-wise.]